And the half spoilered part 2So by 23.07 Jack had deleted the tweet asking for donations to her PayPal accountOur intrepid heroine seems to have returned around 9.45. She immediately took aim at Martin Daubney.
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She then discovered Lawrence Fox, cad that he is, had donated £5 to her appeal. She immediately donated his fiver to the Trussel Fund. Given that, it is perhaps not unreasonable to assume that is where all the unneeded donations went. They are a worthy cause close to Jacks heart ( see Tee Mill).
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Fearing Daubney was unaware of who he was up against, Jack sensibly decided to enlighten him. Alas, Mr Daubney seemed unimpressed.
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You’re wondering about Pat aren’t you? Wonder no longer…
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Anything seemed possible on that exciting night
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But there was a certain unhappiness brewing. Questions were beginning to be asked….
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.. and not all of them from Lozza.
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By 1.12 pm Saturday 14th May, Jack was able to share with us that she had instructed her lawyer. Is poor Pat in included under “and co”? Surely not!
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After this stern announcement, little was shared about the upcoming case until May 20, when Jack confirmed that lawyers letters had been fired off and public apologies demanded. The interesting bit is at around 11.02 although it’s all good. Jack tells Us all about her 120 hour week. It’s very moving.
Fortunately, given that I can find no apologies from any of the gentlemen named by Jack, by May 28th she had a crack team of paralegals on the case
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So is there an ongoing lawsuit or have matters been quietly settled out of court?
Happily, from our point of view none of that matters, because as recently as August 26th, Jack tweeted this…
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I can hardly contain my excitement to find out exactly how much money was donated to Jacks PayPal account that night. The Trussell fund must surely have received more than Lozzas fiver. Or perhaps the money went to some other, equally worthy, cause?
Just tell us Jack, you know you’re dying too and after all transparency isn’t just for tories,
Jack Monroe #392 This is why ppl cook you on that gossip app innit
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And the half spoilered part 2
Haven’t grunked yet so sorry if already spotted, but could she be softly, gently trolling us?
Yeah she does this, means she’s grunked what I said about rechargeable stick Hoover’s. Did she buy it in wilko?
Not Billy (we hope!)
Correct, but since when has jack let her supposed morals prevent her spending habit
A dog that has chewed through two hoover wires in such a short space of time is a dog who is not being looked after - I'm hoping this is Jack bullshitting because the alternative is a lonely and bored golden doodle left unsupervised for too long too often, and Content could eat something harmful or end up electrocuted.
Oh and nice, of course she has SB hoovering while he's round. How filthy would a room have to be before a 12 year old boy decides to switch on the hoover unprompted and start tidying up. Remember when she said he was mowing the lawn for fun as well? And that video where she's heard sitting on her arse telling SB to pick something up that's right next to her? I'm surprised she hasn't got him writing her recipe books for her yet, or handling the patreon postcards.
Maybe he could do a better job tbh. Ugh, she really is just the worst
hope the prunes make her suffer tbh
Does she include the grunking in her 100 hour working week?
Because I often do 70 ish hour weeks and those weeks definitely don't have time for twitter let alone grunking on tattle/insanely drawn out "decluttering" or long performative trips to the supermarket...
It's her way of dealing with enemies. Then she feeds the pies to her pumble overlord.
I put Jack and pumble into an AI. The results are terrifying. Also does 'Jack' not look a like she was crossed with that wee fella with a skinny cock who also happens not to be a murderer?
Trsut me, Jack was never a sex worker. The shitting dog would have been eaten alive on her first shift. It's just more pov wank fantasy for the neckbeard mention men.
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Ugh. I see these sex work positive blokes regularly on the hell-site. All about choosy choice for stuff they'd Never do themselvesduck the duck off
Ooo has anyone seen the news about the new Henry Hoover Quick? Am desperate for one but can't afford it. Send King Charles poundios
There could be a Whitby jet carving of it to wear as a vile brooch
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This is what you get if you type in 'Jack Monroe is a liar and a bleep'. I think the AI is trying to show us her real face post booze, cigs and 
and pre facetune and botox.
Clearly a Celery town pic
Male aesthetic era
Tory MP business Jack
Kumquat era
Also because I'm very angry at how Jack has treated previous pets, particularly guinea pigs and rabbits, here is what 'Jack Monroe being eaten by guinea pigs and rabbits' looks like. These bunny piggy hybrids look well 'ard and clearly take no tit. They are pissed af that Jack tastes of slop.
* The above is not a death threat, just fantasy fiction, like what Jack writes.
Monty Python's killer rabbit ain't got nothin on these guys.
and pre facetune and botox.Clearly a Celery town pic
Male aesthetic era
Tory MP business Jack
Kumquat era
Also because I'm very angry at how Jack has treated previous pets, particularly guinea pigs and rabbits, here is what 'Jack Monroe being eaten by guinea pigs and rabbits' looks like. These bunny piggy hybrids look well 'ard and clearly take no tit. They are pissed af that Jack tastes of slop.
* The above is not a death threat, just fantasy fiction, like what Jack writes.
Monty Python's killer rabbit ain't got nothin on these guys.
OT, @GrannyOgg , you have done wonderful work. Seeing all those tweets arranged chronologically really exposes Jack's grift, blatant begging and her policing of Twitter. This situation is in need of more scrutiny from squigs and officials alike.
I'm still awake and still thinking about those pies
realised what they were reminding me of
didn't the dog in this one think they'd swallowed the patty pan?
makes u think
realised what they were reminding me of
didn't the dog in this one think they'd swallowed the patty pan?
makes u think
This is what you get if you type in 'Jack Monroe is a liar and a bleep'. I think the AI is trying to show us her real face post booze, cigs and
Clearly a Celery town pic
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Tory MP business Jack
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Kumquat era
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Also because I'm very angry at how Jack has treated previous pets, particularly guinea pigs and rabbits, here is what 'Jack Monroe being eaten by guinea pigs and rabbits' looks like. These bunny piggy hybrids look well 'ard and clearly take no tit. They are pissed af that Jack tastes of slop.
* The above is not a death threat, just fantasy fiction, like what Jack writes.
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Monty Python's killer rabbit ain't got nothin on these guys.
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OT, @GrannyOgg , you have done wonderful work. Seeing all those tweets arranged chronologically really exposes Jack's grift, blatant begging and her policing of Twitter. This situation is in need of more scrutiny from squigs and officials alike.
There is something of an element of David Firth in these though, creator of Salad Fingers, lover of rusty spoons... hmm
So is the new guy called Bald Half or what?
He is now!
Right then.
Jack, if you are reading this, and I know you are...
How the duck did you allow Content to chew through a hoover wire? It isn't something that takes 2 minutes. It's a long chew. Hoover wires also contain copper, so if she ingested even a small part then it could get lodged in her intestines.
But whatever, eh? She should have been trained by now not to chew things, and when you leave her on multiple occasions there should be nothing in the vicinity that could cause her harm.
You have been lucky up until now, but the next wire she chews could be live.
Think on.
Jack, if you are reading this, and I know you are...
How the duck did you allow Content to chew through a hoover wire? It isn't something that takes 2 minutes. It's a long chew. Hoover wires also contain copper, so if she ingested even a small part then it could get lodged in her intestines.
But whatever, eh? She should have been trained by now not to chew things, and when you leave her on multiple occasions there should be nothing in the vicinity that could cause her harm.
You have been lucky up until now, but the next wire she chews could be live.
Think on.
honestly, i think that poor bloke is an acquaintance of hers who was just being polite to let her get a pic
no doubt she's getting rings sorted now
burger boy who?
no doubt she's getting rings sorted now
burger boy who?
I do understand double meanings but a lot of it has had to be taught to me if that makes sense.
I suppose it depends on a lot of factors, those more seriously disabled by autism may not have the same insights into their behaviour as someone more high functioning.
I also don't believe for a second that Jack is autistic, her back stories make no sense and she doesn't seem to have any autistic traits and a lot of her behaviour is the opposite of autistic traits.
And her ceaseless claim to be “working 120 hour weeks”, or the similar claim re. Yesterday, that she works until “3AM” - how can she keep on saying it when there’s absolutely zero output? It’s maddening to the point of fascination. No book (still), she doesn’t write, say, a regular column, no recipes and no Patreon output. No regular tv work. In fact, when she does get gigs she finds it incredibly easy to drop this never ending stream of work and to suddenly start working similarly long hours on the tv production - so what happens to this ‘work’ that there’s absolutely no evidence of. It was funny also to read her older tweet the other day about needing to sleep for mammoth stretches (16 hours was it?) after covid … how the duck is that possible?
She’s been making the working all hours claim for years even though it’s clear from her Twitter usage that she does almost no work, yet she brazenly makes the claim to a live audience - and this from some who claims herself incapable of telling a lie.
What she is, above all other things, is a fantasist - she’s told the lie so many times that in her mind it’s fact, and she is no longer capable of separating fact from fiction. You gotta wonder how much of this fantasy world applies to the rest of her life, and the bold claims she makes.
Silly fraus - of course Content didn't really chew the two hoover cords. That's just her latest version of "I found it in a puddle" / "they accidentally delivered two sofas and let me keep the extra one" to try and justify why she bought a new, expensive vacuum cleaner whilst simultaneously boiling soap to make shower gel. Jack, you're so boring and predictable with your lies. Grow up.
No it's likely the dysphasia she sadly referred to- substitute: 'expensive vacuum brand' for 'hard brush' everytime Jack uses the brand- vacuums aren't for poors clearly and the extra exercise is also good for keeping warm too- go well, pal
And don't forget the Russell & Bromley loafers that someone accidentally left at her house then said she could keep
She's just so lucky when it comes to free stuff innit?And don't forget the Russell & Bromley loafers that someone accidentally left at her house then said she could keep
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