Jack Monroe #389 She's like Boris but with worse hair

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Lumpyspaceprincess

Lumpyspaceprincess

Some kids in child’s primary got brand new iPhones when they were like 8. It wasn’t the middle class parents giving their kids presents like that.

My brother in law is a narc and he would tell a story with a teeny tiny grain of truth, which would end up with everyone standing up and clapping. I think someone wrote ‘I hate you’ on Twitter and that article is what you end up with.
 
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DominiqueRoawk

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Hello, I don't know if this has been mentioned before, but I had thought. Is the SB bedroom nonsense is it just for energy bill saving purposes? JM intends to heat minimal rooms? And because he doesn't live there full time, she'll have the bedroom when he's not home, hence why her stuff is in there? An added bonus of attention? "Is this OK?" "Please, dear followers, tell me how good I am" Maybe not moving at all?
 
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Penelope_Ghent

Penelope_Ghent

Tin Can Crook said:
Why do people think Jack is that important?
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I was in the office yesterday for the first time in ages and a colleague said jokingly that she was thinking of resigning and putting her feet online for only fans. It got us on to grifting/influencing. I mentioned Jack, no one had heard of her. Ok so I am old and the rest of the team are younger (20-37), but they didn’t have a clue who she was. Ninnies, it was reassuring.
 
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auntylil

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Veronicaaa said:
Also guys did you all notice that Jack started her tribute to Harry Leslie Smith by saying that it was because of her that he started social justice campaigning 😂 (from around the 37 minute mark)

Jack Monroe #388 Even @3ssex Police are laughing at her

This made me roll up, I'd love to see her just pass the application stage, let alone the other tests, or the medical, that would be a laugh. Hi Jack, why do you want this job? *Whines* My ex left me and I can’t afford my rent on a bungalow in one of the most expensive parts of the country and...
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I speed-read through that article (can't stand the way she writes!) and was not shocked to see that she had added an AFFILIATE LINK to his book, at the end. Absolutely disgusting. Profiteering off the DEAD! :mad:

Morning all.
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Oh heck, has she actually cooked those sausages? They look fecking raw to me! :poop:
Cookiecookie said:
Which thankfully for everyone only involves rubbing her wrist!!!
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Haha I'd forgotten that, you just made me spill my tea! 😆😆😆
 
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jenny2603

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SpudYouHate said:
Irrelevant, I know, but as a Newbie, could someone maybe explain the origins of 'pumble' and why Laurie is known as 'Content', please?
Couldn't see anything relating to this in the Wiki. Sorry if I missed it.
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Laurie is Content because we suspect Jack just got her for Twitter content purposes. She does not have a good track record with animals. Pumble is a foul pudding recipe Jack did a while back, you'll get it on her site or on an old thread.
 
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Ooointitot

Ooointitot

PIG ‘N PRAWN PROLAPSE, THIS IS NOT A WARNING, ALERT ALERT, EVACUATE THE INTERNET

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Ooointitot

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Nurseali said:
Pumble...
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Three spoons? Three? Why??? unless those prawns are fist sized it’s not exactly a sharing portion.
I’m longing for a ruler next to all her foodcrime photos so we can check for scale, like on fossilhunting websites when they find an ancient dinopoo.
 
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Pimpinella

That Forensic Man said:
Jack popped up to reply to a blue tick, other than that it's a quiet one... maybe she's grunking

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Hope you all enjoyed a wonderfully performatively outraged day ☺
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Y'know this will sound awful but.... I don't believe a word of it. She's been having the rise taken out of her.... a death threat should cause a pity party for her. Just my opinion but.... it runs like clockwork.....
 
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Nurseali

Nurseali

Ooointitot said:
Three spoons? Three? Why??? unless those prawns are fist sized it’s not exactly a sharing portion.
I’m longing for a ruler next to all her foodcrime photos so we can check for scale, like on fossilhunting websites when they find an ancient dinopoo.
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As we know she does have a lot of spoons that she was *cough* gifted
Ebay are a good friend of hers
 
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Emmapism

Emmapism

Just got a text through from a company I've worked with before who are making something on the cost of living for a terrestrial channel. Am I free?

No I am bleeping not. But also, I did consider playing along just to see if our Jackie had been considered 😂
 
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