Hi Jack, why do you want this job?This made me roll up, I'd love to see her just pass the application stage, let alone the other tests, or the medical, that would be a laugh.
*Whines* My ex left me and I can’t afford my rent on a bungalow in one of the most expensive parts of the country and I can’t afford shower gel and my dad made me apply.
Err, OK. Do you have any skills?
I was once a shelf stacker and my manager told me I’d never amount to anything, so I spent years trashing her on Twitter. Oh and I was once in the fire service until I threw a tantrum and resigned and then they wouldn’t bloody take me back! Can you believe it????
Thanks we’ll err be in touch.