Criticism of her is apparently undermining understanding between the classes. Given that the author is clearly stating / wilfully pretending JM has never claimed to be Working Class I’m not really buying much of thisFor the TLDR amongst you, my speed-read gives me "she's being accused of inauthenticy by the right-wing media because she's not traditionally feminine"
I just don’t understand why there are so many ingredients and flavours, and all in a confusing order too? Why avo (smashed) AND spinach (creamed)? Why radishes (pickled, aged) AND tomatoes (chilli cheese fried, wtf)? Why egg damply combined with bread?Really want to know how many people were on the publishing team.
Imagine a fresh faced intern tagging along to go the house of a famous food writer for brunch only to be served
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"these cherry tomatoes taste...interesting" you say weakly.
"Ah that'll be because I fried them" Jack grins like a Cheshire cat as you eye them dubiously.
"In cheese"
<camera pans into horrified pupil of eager intern before fading fully to black>
I have 0 sympathy for the publishing team. If they've read her books and still accepted food from her they deserve all they get imo.I wonder if this is the first time the publishing team have eaten any of her abominations.
It must be slowly dawning on them just what they have done.
Like John Hammond at the end of Juarssic Park.
Three days later, squigg is tweeting from hospital after they tripped over the dog in the stygian gloom.
These look like they would taste of old pennies.
Including dysenteryI have 0 sympathy for the publishing team. If they've read her books and still accepted food from her they deserve all they get imo.
Deep sarcasm, my favourite kind.
Face it, the loyalty of the hardcore Jack stans is such it will be used again and maybe at the right time for a title.Far too soon but wins my vote for thread title!
Perhaps they're using the compliment sandwich approach for making bad news easier to cope with:The publishing team actually exist. Can’t help but think this is some sort of hostage situation
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Not traditionally feminine. Jack of the filler face, stunt hair, 77 lipsticks is not traditionally feminine? Yeah she’s had some short haircuts and occasionally had styles that are gender non-conforming, but overall she’s very much into the girly stuff. A couple of tat sleeves don’t make you unfeminine.For the TLDR amongst you, my speed-read gives me "she's being accused of inauthenticy by the right-wing media because she's not traditionally feminine"
Sisterwife Jack gives me the creeps honestlyNot traditionally feminine. Jack of the filler face, stunt hair, 77 lipsticks is not traditionally feminine? Yeah she’s had some short haircuts and occasionally had styles that are gender non-conforming, but overall she’s very much into the girly stuff. A couple of tat sleeves don’t make you unfeminine.
Also I’m posting some vintage Jack because lol.
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I’m really picky about cutlery too. Hate anything that has that metallic taste. I just feel like those old spoons probably taste like licking an old doorknob (insert OH joke here).The cutlery gives me the boak more than anything else. I’m really picky about it for some reason. Can’t be too big or too small and it really needs to be as plain as possible. (Also I insisted on eating afters with a teaspoon until I was quite an embarrassing age.)
Loving Stygian Gloom!Three days later, squigg is tweeting from hospital after they tripped over the dog in the stygian gloom.
“Yes OK we’ll add ground up Doritos to the burger patties. Just don’t TELL anyone ok?”I'm still grunking because the chaos just never seems to end these days! But that claim about her secret consultancy work for big food chains is an absolute whopper. Not the burger.
There are thousands and thousands of trained chefs out there who companies could go to for consultancy who are far more qualified than Jack who (correct me if I'm wrong) has had no formal training. Literally the only thing she would have had going for her would have been her name recognition. So it makes absolutely no sense that these companies would hire someone totally underqualified who is only a thing because of her profile, but then demand that her involvement is secret.
Idiot.
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