That was a joke. Deliberate conflation for comic purposes.
Jack Monroe #382 Any thicker she’d set (unlike her white sauce)
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Of course Jack's would be complicated. Of course it bloody would.
I think this is a confusion between the four women on the train from Norfolk (?) to London a few days ago. I think if there was video of our sober smol pixie being drunk in public it would be on Twitter by now.
Oh I wonder if Jack will call out Edwina Currie or if she's too scared of her?
I think one of the squigs is asking for a refund. The other seems to be having general banking/account issues as they've taken it over for a community organisation.
TBH a train chaos might be her best hope of a distraction now.
Calls himself a chef and didn’t even add macerated radish to his offering.
Bad news, squigs. She's pissed all your money away on sideboards and iPhones for taking thirst shots.
Very easy. Takes five clicks. One person (the community garden lady) I think is struggling because she doesn't have access to the patreon account as I think it was set up by someone else. She came in and took over the finances and realised they were forking out £24 a month for nothing.
It’s got a name hasn’t it when someone falls in love with a kidnapper and doesn’t think they did anything wrong….
Really want to know how many people were on the publishing team.
Imagine a fresh faced intern tagging along to go the house of a famous food writer for brunch only to be served
"these cherry tomatoes taste...interesting" you say weakly.
"Ah that'll be because I fried them" Jack grins like a Cheshire cat as you eye them dubiously.
"In cheese"
<camera pans into horrified pupil of eager intern before fading fully to black>
Imagine a fresh faced intern tagging along to go the house of a famous food writer for brunch only to be served
"these cherry tomatoes taste...interesting" you say weakly.
"Ah that'll be because I fried them" Jack grins like a Cheshire cat as you eye them dubiously.
"In cheese"
<camera pans into horrified pupil of eager intern before fading fully to black>
That’s it Witchfinfinder - thank you!
Eeuww those radishes look exactly like my dog's pumhole - same colour and sort of puckered in the middle 
Btw thanks for the warning of the snotty sniff on the video - an alert about the forced hyena laugh would've been good too.
Btw thanks for the warning of the snotty sniff on the video - an alert about the forced hyena laugh would've been good too.
of course, don't you remember the AVOCADOES we couldn't see even though they were right there front and center?
This is Slopholm Syndrome.
Love Patreon payday because she inevitably ends up posting some ridiculous thing she’s bought on her Twitter feed a few days later.
Actually I was just thinking she did make a point of saying she got avocado's in her last shop. Given her portion sizes that pictured plate is probably for sharing among 4 (generously) so it's really impressive how many extra mouths she's feeding (on just 20 pounds!). She's such a hero.
The radishes for from a £20 shop she did last year.
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