Our academic is taking the piss
Jack Monroe #382 Any thicker she’d set (unlike her white sauce)
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I'm going to agree with you. Whilst I'm no academic (what do you mean, none of you would have guessed
you're all too kind
) I forced myself to read that entire article and sat here shaking my head and saying "WTAF" out loud. My OH (who hasn't LEFT) was looking at me strangely (but gently, lovingly) asking what was concerning me. How to explain...?If she reads that, she'll think it absolves her. That's my takeaway. It's long-winded and full of unnecessary wordery (yep, I made that up!), ie completely verbose! Perhaps that's just because it is a "scholarly" article, but it grinds my gears, so to speak. Not a happy
! Jack Monroe, grifter is still a scamming, lying...*Where's that Matei (probably got the name wrong but Hi anyway!
) gone when you need him? *What were the chances of me searching for a cockroach gif and the first one that pops up is only eating a fecking burger! DYING!!
This is superb!
Can't cook, shan't cook
nominated for thread title (for every thread forevermore)
Looks like one of the grown up has taken Jack's phone off her. Luckily she has a secret emergency Nokia - waiting for the return of Mack Jonroe.
Jack may be a liar but she'd never joke about her famous vintage pickled arseholes. These babies are authentic veterans of the 2021 £20 shops. Could even be yellow sticker boys or the rare and highly sought after night radish.
How, just how, does she manage to make the most simplest of dishes look soooo bleeping revolting..?!
She is what happens to food when the cook is arrogant enough to not doubt all of the overthinking about every addition to the plate, and too lazy to pull it all off with anything like the required skill and creativity.
Are you supposed to eat it with a different spoon?
Also, the texture of eggy bread with creamed spinach and avocado is too disgusting to contemplate. I guess it def wouldn't crumble your teeth.
Oh god she’s gone full Gein.It’s the only way she get anybody round for a spot of lunch.
I mean, who would willingly eat snot and nipples on toast? Where did she get the thinly sliced nipple anyway?
Maybe the six hour stud never made it home? I think somebody needs to check under her patio tbh and check locally for missing males.
If they were last seen on cctv at maccies drive through, or the local 24hr garage buying johnnies and ear plugs, I’d say she’s bang to rights.
Call the fuzz.
Makes it last longer!
That seems like quite a big issue - Jack's activity (or lack of) preventing people from stopping giving her money. I wonder if she's aware?
Hey Jackie I have a collaboration idea for you. Wiltshire Farm Foods have a range for people with chewing difficulties, perhaps you can contribute a special slop dish? (Which no one would choose, thankfully - they don’t deserve to be subjected to her “food”)
On a grunk but I am compelled to ask why does everything look chock cold, slimy but dry and just..grubby? Plates always look coated in a kind of film. Sordid, manky cutlery plonked all over. Yuck.
Does she think it looks rustic ? Homely ?
Random. Back to grunking.
Yes to all of this. It's so terribly written. That horrible 'academic' style where 10 big words are somehow better than 5 clear ones. So glad not to have to deal with this anymore in my work. And yes, def a predetermined argument and everything chosen to fit it. It's ridiculous to claim that Jack isn't feminine or that she's so different from most other women or mothers. She's abnormal in the number of lies she tells, but otherwise very average.
She definitely had her son there to ensure the publishers wouldn’t say anything scary to her in front of him. And so they think she’s a busy single mum.
The pills were on display in bags on the otherwise tidy table just to remind them what a smol fragile pixie she is, too frail to finish her book on time.
The pills were on display in bags on the otherwise tidy table just to remind them what a smol fragile pixie she is, too frail to finish her book on time.
Jack is always aware. She's a slink and they are not to be underestimated. Ten years of this. She's got stamina.
I made a Buffalo Bill joke on Saturday when she posted her 'Off to the supermarket' pic. I hope I haven't manifested something hideous.
What’s that?!?
A dead one of those
puckered radish corpses are my aneurism
A dead one of those
puckered radish corpses are my aneurism
If there were a solution, the attention would go away. A certain person I know had a dental abcess which they suffered bravely for quite some time until I made them go to a dentist (no they weren't afraid of dentists). Dentist prescribed amoxicillin. Person said they were allergic to it BUT TOOK IT ANYWAY (because it's not their fault if dentist said they should take it) Person ended up in hospital for a week with intestinal bleeding. Deep joy. Much martyr. Post-illness nursing happyness. Many years later, their ex told me all about the time Person had bowel c- and nobody even came to visit. (I was able to put them straight). Sigh
No tweets for more than 4 hours...meeting with the publishing team went well then
She probably just gave it a quick rinse under the cold tap, leaving behind the dregs of whatever was in there before. Peanut butter, bollock sausage runoff, thrice used fish oil...
I came back online to note that the traction he has had from this has been absolutely awful compared to the numbers of Jack’s books he used to shift when he put this offer out. I have in the past bought strangers a book via BGBS but I unfollowed when he became a Jackolyte.
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