I’ve found this.All this "sifting through coroner's reports" thing reminds me of the moment I first called bullshit on her years ago. It was not long after her and LC got together (2017?) and before I knew any of the grim stuff about their relationship. There was a major incident in London (London Bridge terror attack? not sure) and she did this ghoulish post about having breakfast with LC and she got an alert saying there had been an event and they both just set to work, knowing what needed to be done, not expecting to get to bed before dawn, because that's what journalists do. It was vile. She honestly was making out she was important, needed, AN ACTUAL JOURNALIST. Oh people have been killed? Better ring the sardine lasagne woman then.
I remember reading it and thinking she was like some sort of narcissistic Mr Ben, going into the dressing up shop coming out as a journalist! A chef! A fireman! An astronaut!
Anyway I've tried finding that tweet but can't, but I remember it very clearly. Does anyone else?
Imagine Jack writing a CV (on her phone?)Hasn’t she sent off loads of job applications? So surely she’s waiting for one of them to come through. Or she could spend her Saturday taking her CV round local cafes and restaurants. I’m sure one of them would give her a job.
She won't be when Tom phones her.
lalalalalala - I'm pumbling itImagine if Jack did start working for McDonalds. They could make a limited edition McPumble in her honour.
I have a real one. I’m grateful to Jack this morning because from now on, whenever I’ll questioned about anything I will use her as a template. Example:The doctorate thing grates my mushrooms. I’ve just seen my son graduate (2 years late due to covid) with a maths PhD and he worked so hard for 4 years while also giving lectures to maths under grads and here she is boasting about being a doctor when she did fuck all for it. I’m sure the resident Dr Fraus in here (I think we have some) feel the same way.
I think this is probably one the rare times she didn’t have to vanity search her name. She’s following so many people that it was probably retweeted onto her time line multiple times, and that’s without the memes, and the snitches tagging her in the original tweet.The (now hidden) account that tweeted the hoop thing also didn't actually mention or tag her... It had Jack M*nore so has she been searching for herself...?
Aw. Taking SB off on his first minibreak of the summer holidays?
She capitalised every word just in case there's any doubt. I'm sure it will be a Lovely Day Defending Your Poor Choices and Wearing a Hole in Your Phone Screen. Doctor Munroe.
Like the people on Facebook who mark themselves 'safe' in Worcestershire after a terrorist atrocity in Indonesia.I’ve found this.
THIS IS SUUUUUUUUUUUCH FUCKING BOLLOCKS
Dad getting rid of unwanted house guest vibeA true classic of the genre. Easter Island Eamon said so much without saying a word.
I also have Plans For A Lovely Day and your chaos has made me Late. I’m going to a real life BBQ and there is a blow up swimming pool for the kids and the ADULTS will not be mucking about in it. I also won’t feel the need to post about it on any SM. I’m only telling the Fraus who I will miss after the 6 hours we’re spent together today. I hope that when I check back tomorrow Molly will have posted again and Tom will have responded to your libellous claims
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