Jack Monroe #355 rinses poor people better than she rinses spaghetti hoops

[Satisfying Click]

Toot toot! Rinse yer hoops, we have a new thread!

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Jack Monroe #354 Who funds you, Jack?

Tender ones, stinkapples and new thread creator..~~~~ this thread title suggestion had the most reactions.

tattle.life

Congratulations to @Munchfrausen on the thread title, you win a day trip with Tom Kerridge and James Martin, with the chance to eat some saucy foodstuffs.

We are in the midst of an ongoing Twitter chaos and Jack is working hard to selectively respond to criticism

In a rapidly-deleted tweet, Jack suggested that chef Tom Kerridge had syphoned recipe ideas from Jack, then dropped her. James Martin uncharacteristically posted a 'karma is a witch' IG post.

The tweet:

It's possible Jack has had rinsed beef with Tom Kerridge ever since he ribbed Marcus Rashford about having to make burgers with the smol pixie [trigger warning - beans were rinsed in the making of these burgers]

Spoiler: Screenshot from GQ magazine

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[OwlRightsReserved]

For any newer fraus x

 

[Marjoried]

Sorry, very late to this but just to say the “sifting through coroners reports” thing is so grim. Trying to claw back favour by casually insinuating she helps the dead. What use is reading through coroners reports like some macabre hobby? Leave dead people alone ffs, they aren’t part of your crusade. If you want to actually help poor people a good start would be to stop pretending to be one.

 

[Django]

 

[kirkvanhouten]

Wheres the money?
Id say
~Sideboards
~Alarm clocks and radios
~laptops and phones
~Recent holiday travel
~Designer dog
~Designer clothes (i.e. Doc Martins)
~Ocado
~Living expenses so you can do sweet FA but make generic anti-tory tweets and pretend to be poor

 

[Onestorytoomany]

She surely isnt expecting sb to have cold showers? At least boil a large pan of water or kettle on the stove and wash that way. God my grandparents who had literally no means of hot water other than that, managed to have hot water and they werw destitute. So much my great nan went to a workhouse (early 1900s) for a while. ( this was beforw she married my grandad, who was a binman)

 

[Mr Krabs]

Hey who wants to cringe more than they’ve ever cringed in their entire life? I think I’ve injured myself. Send ambulanceos.

Being friends is more important than being right (according to my 5 year old, a conversation on the train about God and beliefs).

This morning's Conversation On The Train with my 5 year old was a corker. Friends will know that because we moved house at the end of the school year, my dear Small Boy now goes to school 14 miles ...

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[kirkvanhouten]

Wheres the money?
Id say
~Sideboards
~Alarm clocks and radios
~laptops and phones
~Recent holiday travel
~Designer dog
~Designer clothes (i.e. Doc Martins)
~Ocado
~Living expenses so you can do sweet FA but make generic anti-tory tweets and pretend to be poor

Not forgetting the deposit for the house!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Nottonightbabe]

If that is her sock account, she's a horrible nasty witch.

 

[ishant]

Sorry, very late to this but just to say the “sifting through coroners reports” thing is so grim. Trying to claw back favour by casually insinuating she helps the dead. What use is reading through coroners reports like some macabre hobby? Leave dead people alone ffs, they aren’t part of your crusade. If you want to actually help poor people a good start would be to stop pretending to be one.

also they cant riot

 

[jenny2603]

Tonight thank God it's their hoops, instead of of yooooooours.

 

[Munchfrausen]

Getting the thread title = the ultimate dopamine hit!

 

[Satisfying Click]

Sorry, very late to this but just to say the “sifting through coroners reports” thing is so grim. Trying to claw back favour by casually insinuating she helps the dead. What use is reading through coroners reports like some macabre hobby? Leave dead people alone ffs, they aren’t part of your crusade. If you want to actually help poor people a good start would be to stop pretending to be one.

I think Jack is reading the Prevention of Future Deaths website, pretending she has access to exclusive Coroner information, when in fact it's in the public domain.

 

[MoreViolence]

She is replying to a account which I can’t see. I don’t know if she deleted a tweet or the account deleted itself I need context

Also. Glad they have finally discovered the rinsing of spaghetti hoops .

 

[PurpleAnt]

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For any newer fraus x

Thank you, that explains a lot. It’s a potted history of the insanity. The one thing I don’t understand is “pumble”. Who or what is a pumble?

 

[Marjoried]

I think Jack is reading the Prevention of Future Deaths website, pretending she has access to exclusive Coroner information, when in fact it's in the public domain.

Thanks, it sounded odd as if she had some in-depth medical knowledge and was sent coroner reports from morgues around the country by courier to give expert advice or something. She always has to have her ego front and centre.

 

[Onestorytoomany]

The whole argument of maybe you dont like or sick of it, as anyone heard of swapping?

Im sure if youre living a deprived area then perhaps your neighbours will also have parcels so you can exhange a tin of hoops for something you do like.

Also just because your kids don't like it doesn't mean you can't have them. My kids dont like stuff doesnt stop me eating it, people do make up some shite.

 

[jenny2603]

She is replying to a account which I can’t see. I don’t know if she deleted a tweet or the account deleted itself I need context View attachment 1476998

Also. Glad they have finally discovered the rinsing of spaghetti hoops .

It's the account that went viral sharing Jacks rinsed hoops recipe. They've had to lock their account due to flying monkey attacks.

 

[OwlRightsReserved]

Thank you, that explains a lot. It’s a potted history of the insanity. The one thing I don’t understand is “pumble”. Who or what is a pumble?

It's a sort of... pie crumble hybrid? Looked terrible. I believe @colouredlines made it a few threads back.

Paging Jenny Numbers @jenny2603 who can really do pumble justice.

 

[Mokie]

I hope SB is with his Dad this weekend