This reminds me of an old neighbour of mine in my first ever flat (which I BOUGHT, Jack, at the tender age of 22).All this "sifting through coroner's reports" thing reminds me of the moment I first called bullshit on her years ago. It was not long after her and LC got together (2017?) and before I knew any of the grim stuff about their relationship. There was a major incident in London (London Bridge terror attack? not sure) and she did this ghoulish post about having breakfast with LC and she got an alert saying there had been an event and they both just set to work, knowing what needed to be done, not expecting to get to bed before dawn, because that's what journalists do. It was vile. She honestly was making out she was important, needed, AN ACTUAL JOURNALIST. Oh people have been killed? Better ring the sardine lasagne woman then.
I remember reading it and thinking she was like some sort of narcissistic Mr Ben, going into the dressing up shop coming out as a journalist! A chef! A fireman! An astronaut!
Anyway I've tried finding that tweet but can't, but I remember it very clearly. Does anyone else?
He got a job as a traffic warden, it totally went to his head, he bought a motorbike and used to ride it wearing his traffic warden jacket as if he was a motorcycle policeman. It all went to his head and next thing he had a policeman high viz jacket which he was wearing in all weathers. We think he accidentally picked it up instead of his own when in the local police station one time
Anyway, everyone hated him and lo and behold he was reported. Next thing the police turned up at his door and confiscated it.
Reminds me of Jack pretending to be a journalist.