Help. I am actually listening to Jack "sing". As if a threatening migraine wasn't enough. It. Is. TERRIBLE.
No, because they are pappy shite. Now, baked beans on softy soft white bread lovingly and gently toasted in my I-haven’t-got-a-toaster. That’s the business. Especially with cheese on the top, shoved under the grill for a bit until it melts and then ~*plenty of black pepper*~. Eat it all up like a greedy goblin.Does anyone else get cravings for spaghetti hoops on softy white toast whenever the rinsing them thing gets mentioned? Is Jack a deep state agent for Heinz? Is this a next level guerrilla influencer campaign?
I had ravioli on toast with a couple of days ago. It was a toss up between that or hoops.Does anyone else get cravings for spaghetti hoops on softy white toast whenever the rinsing them thing gets mentioned? Is Jack a deep state agent for Heinz? Is this a next level guerrilla influencer campaign?
Now you know how the flowers in Jack's garden feelHelp. I am actually listening to Jack "sing". As if a threatening migraine wasn't enough. It. Is. TERRIBLE.
I thought she painstakingly, gently wrote each word of her books forensically with pen and paper using twisted arthritic hands that have too much skin from when she was a premature baby… [continues for 5000 words]JACK! It's over. Stop it. The wheels have fallen off your charabanc of lies. You can't keep it limping on any longer.
ALSO - you can NOT write a book on a nokia little brick dumb phone. The sim would have had a little bit of memory but the phone itself is just the hardware. NO ROOM for a book.
Not technologically possible. But Jack's incapable of lying. Really makes you think.
Please can we have 'The wheels have fallen off your charabanc of lies' as the next thread title ?JACK! It's over. Stop it. The wheels have fallen off your charabanc of lies. You can't keep it limping on any longer.
ALSO - you can NOT write a book on a nokia little brick dumb phone. The sim would have had a little bit of memory but the phone itself is just the hardware. NO ROOM for a book.
Not technologically possible. But Jack's incapable of lying. Really makes you think.
this tit gets even weirder than jack though. lauren says all this, but it has transpired she's used a blocklist on thousands of trans people and allies. including me, an absolute nobody! i think i liked a tweet supportive of ana before all this went downView attachment 1473862
Blue tick author repsonding to the unraveling of another online grifter this week, made me think of the cult of Jack.
Help. I am actually listening to Jack "sing". As if a threatening migraine wasn't enough. It. Is. TERRIBLE.
And that... what is it... is it a laugh? Oh my god I am going to have to crank out some tunes to get rid of that haunting my fecking lugsAll the bloody faux modesty build up to it too!
She's not allowed back to the library. She kept telling the librarian she shouldn't throw out old books, she should boil up their pages for porridgewhy didnt she go to the library to write her book, free computer access, they are warm or cold depedent on outside whether. I actually was told to go our local one on the hottest day due to the air con. A flask of tea and a box of sandwiches would have seen her well.
Hideous isn't it? It's all so bloody self indulgent. Just no.And that... what is it... is it a laugh? Oh my god I am going to have to crank out some tunes to get rid of that haunting my fecking lugs
I agree Jenny numbers, I have a quite broad Scots accent (though it has been smoothed out by moving to Celeryville) and nothing annoys me more than posh Scots hamming up their put on ‘och aiiie the nooo ma aulde shoogly hen’ patter for authenticity. Cringe.No it'll make it much better than it actually is. Spoken Scots is a great thing but written on Twitter by some bore just saps the life out it.
"Charabanc of lies" - is it too early for a thread title?JACK! It's over. Stop it. The wheels have fallen off your charabanc of lies. You can't keep it limping on any longer.
ALSO - you can NOT write a book on a nokia little brick dumb phone. The sim would have had a little bit of memory but the phone itself is just the hardware. NO ROOM for a book.
Not technologically possible. But Jack's incapable of lying. Really makes you think.
Ooof agreed, however I need a smudge of smashed avocado under the beans for full enjoymentNo, because they are pappy shite. Now, baked beans on softy soft white bread lovingly and gently toasted in my I-haven’t-got-a-toaster. That’s the business. Especially with cheese on the top, shoved under the grill for a bit until it melts and then ~*plenty of black pepper*~. Eat it all up like a greedy goblin.
My family, stupid gits, don’t like beans and prefer hoops. I live with philistines.