Jack Monroe #353 Jack Monroe campaigns for Jack Monroe not to be in poverty

[Shawads]

But she even mentions having a laptop in that piece!!!!!!

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The Katie Hopkins sofa....much as I hate kh, she should have called it 'the schadenfreude bad karma sofa'

 

[CabalofBolorneaise]

I had my temperature regularly taken back then too on hospital visits, but they never handed me a bit of paper with it written down on. They take it with the gun and you were either allowed or denied access. She can't even cosplay a hospital visit without bleeping it up.

At my local hospital for a time they were giving people white sticky labels people with their temp written on and asking them to wear it like a name badge so I can completely believe she got given it on a piece of paper and took a picture of it like “look ninnies cast iron proof.”

 

[lucyq]

I think that sentence about the phone was a callback to the original post. But Jack should have made that clear and started a new paragraph before moving into talking about the present.

Ok have looked at original blog - what's she's done is tried to imply that she's back to square one, history is repeating itself etc. It's fantasy!

 

[Pavlova]

Gimme 5 and I'll start a new thread x (please don't hate me if I get it wrong).

 

[Valiofthedolls]

I read photography as pornography and was like "She DID NOT!!" That would have been an entirely different rabbit hole to go down...

The notion of the Unruly Labia is bad enough, so please, please let’s just leave Jack’s “rabbit hole” out of this

 

[Malkiavelli]

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Quoting myself (sort of) like a twit, but her loathing of the poors quite often reveals itself.

“Price is determined partly to put off people who seek to abuse it” So it’s just people with low incomes (for whom it is cost prohibitive) that abuse prescription drugs?

Then people who have plenty of coin and DGAF about money (and for whom it’s not cost prohibitive) can abuse it as much as they like? Except those types of people would never abuse prescription drugs like those poor people would if only they could afford it, right Jack Monroe?

ETA “Incredibly serious about being responsible”. She’s kidding, right? When?! That might be the biggest whopper of all the lies she’s ever told
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The irony here is that at the time of writing this she was totally overdoing whatever it was she was paying for… (just an opinion, your honour)

 

[Lumpyspaceprincess]

No sign of the Twitter fun ending

 

[Captainmouse]

errant youth? who is she trying to kid. Why does she always try to make out like she was some edgy/rebellious kid (and still as an adult)?

She's about as edgy as she is honest

Edgy as a boiled

 

[jenny2603]

The irony here is that at the time of writing this she was totally overdoing whatever it was she was paying for… (just an opinion, your honour)

I would like Molly to do a thread about Jack hating the poors so much she wants them to LITERALLY DIE because they can't afford medication which is reserved for Fancy Jacks.

 

[katycat]

But she even mentions having a laptop in that piece!!!!!!

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Hang on a minute.... how can 'my home' be included in a list of things she could sell when she doesn't own it?? Can't believe I didn't notice this first time round.

 

[Walkdengirl]

I think that's in relation to Jack falling over and faceplanting into the tap/toilet because that's the day she went to hospital with a sparkly black eye

Get fucked.

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See the awful bag that you can put things in is still there

 

[Captainmouse]

With the biggest irony being that her obsessive need to patrol twitter and control the narrative 24/7 is exactly what has killed her career and any decent opportunities she has actually had.. she is her own worst enemy. So many things she has been handed on a plate that she could really have made a go of if she just pulled her finger out, kept her nose clean and cracked on with some honest work

She was patrolling the DKL Twitter account unrequested

 

[LittleMissMuffet]

Anyone else feel naughty that we are on page 54? A little thrill that we might get told off by @Pocahontas ? I FEEL SO ALIVE

 

[Pocahontas]

New thread, ta Sloppy A:

(Pavlova, i’ll add your recap to this one)

Jack Monroe #354 Who funds you, Jack?

New thread time, first time doing this, so pls be tender with my softy softy pancreas, PALS. Thread title courtesy of (I think?) the brave dissenting squigs of Twitter and nominated by dear heart Jenny Numbers @jenny2603. If I'm wrong tell me but I am autistic so am very unlikely to be...

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