It’s her word against ~her word~
Jack Monroe #350 Can you crochet a web of lies?
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£600 is not a lot of money to a portfolio landlord. It really isn’t. No disrespect to Big Dave, I guess in the context of his daughter he certainly deserves at least some credit for not frittering away his money, but she is even more full of tit than usual if she’s pretending someone with multiple properties held as assets would find it hard to scrape together £600.
ETA: to be clear I know a few reluctant/negative equity landlords who would find it hard to come up with £600 ad hoc, but they’d likely be able to save it up no problem for a child’s big birthday present. But that’s irrelevant because Dad isn’t a reluctant/negative equity landlord, he’s a smart businessman and the idea he’d struggle with a £600 purchase is beyond ridiculous.
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Hahahaha.
If you‘d actually turned up, pal.
If you‘d actually turned up, pal.
And yet she sold it.
Such bullshit that it was only about £600, that's a push even if it was second hand. Which of course it wouldn't have been.
Is the bleeping WATCH the only thing she can hook onto to say doesn’t make sense / add up!! Jeez
She is tit hot on class and has been vocal about JM for a while now. Worth a follow.
So she’s opted for the Shaggy defence then? It wasn’t me.
basically yes
sorry, i don't understand this. Is this in relation to the poverty piece from the other day, or in relation to Moll's thread?
Actually, just to say (hark at me) i think we should not refer to the Jack Monroe is a liar author by name as it maybe implies we know her or know of her from here and personally speaking, i dont.
Well, WE , won't be shocked. We've known that his dad was resident parent once she moved out of Allegra's and had to go back to Southend. He was given a school near his dad. In the case of separated parents a school place is based on the address of the parent who is in receipt of Child Benefit and therefore the RP.
For lurkers this is why she used to whinge about getting three trains and a bus after climbing a mountain and fighting off wolves to do the school run. He didn't live with her and she only picked him up every once in a while.
To be fair the only thing Jack has probably never posted is the receipt for the watch
Ooh I don't know this one, pray tell (or please point me in the right direction, thankspaceyouverymuch)
I was just thinking, after someone posted the picture of her kitchen earlier on (when discussing cookers). What a lovely, almost idyllic setup it sounded: her own cooker, in her newly-designed (albeit rented, but that's OK, rentals can be nice) kitchen; feeling like it was her real home; her writing desk set up in the corner for recipes, etc. She calls herself a writer, a cook, and a photographer. If she'd taken that moment and run with it, filming herself creating recipes (if she's not very good at editing she has numerous friends who could help, so she says); getting that YouTube channel going, hence creating a very good income (I have a couple of distant friends who earn 6 figures online, and a few more who make 5 figures, so it would definitely have been possible for her); producing e-books of recipes and tips, perhaps asking for a donation for them if people could afford, or free if they couldn't; and writing her books as extra. To be honest, the books should half write themselves as the recipes and pictures would all be done by the time she came to write the anecdotes. All of this would have created a nice income, and a feeling of GIVING (without the aggression she currently displays).
We've said it before and we'll say it again: JACK, YOU COULD BE MINTED IF YOU APPLIED YOURSELF AND ACTUALLY WORKED HARD! Plus you'd have a wonderful sense of achievement and PRIDE. Imagine passing THAT on to your son!
It's not too late - you could just sidle off quietly while all this stuff calms down, get your head down, and crack on - and stay off Twatter, for your own MH!
Jack, I'll be your manager if you like. Won't charge you much, can do most of it remotely. Whizz on spreadsheets. But you'll have to take my advice and run with it when I tell you that's a stupid idea, OK? (Guess that's a no then! Hnnnnnnnnnngggh or whatever that word-shite is that she uses!)
Took an age to catch up as I had an important deadline to hit today (made it, phew!) so I'm going back into my box now and I apologise for mithering.
As you were, ninnies
I think Jack should refute this 'work of fiction' by going on TV. Maybe Piers Morgan could conduct the interview. We can all watch. The squigs can watch, everyone can watch.
i wonder if jack is typing this wearing her glastonbury stab vest
I know someone close to me whoa dream is to own a seamaster and you dont get then cheap
And never forget the nearly dying under the train saved only by her anatomy doing physically impossible things …
This bit in bold is exactly Jack.Oh my god the make up! I’m sorry if that will cause any offence but all I can think of is Amber Heard and donating vs pledging etc etc
Who said I *bought* the dog
Who said *I* bought the dog
The supermarket bit was sarcasm
And those are just the most recent examples
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