Jack Monroe #350 Can you crochet a web of lies?

[Ostapbender]

Ye olde lights on

Proudly working class

 

[Bobtheknob]

Katie and Cole are still weapon grade cunts
There is a 3 year DV TR now against malice, she didn’t show as predicted and the evidence presented was even worse than anticipated. It includes all social media so no more drunken diatribes or ….

Ok, I’ve cracked. Off to the AE thread. 20 hour days………

 

[OwlRightsReserved]

What a head

She's put the patch under her eyelid? No wonder it's sore hen, you're chafing eyeball.

 

[GrannyOgg]

I can’t get past the boiling down soap lie. I just can’t. The first, and most important, question is why? Use soap as soap, easy. My second question is - wouldn’t it just set again back to it’s hard soap state? So pouring it into a bottle would you not end up with a bottle of hard and unusable soap? Or does the water (how much?) prevent this? What bottle is she pouring it into? A glass one would be impractical at best, a plastic one would melt surely, unless she’s leaving the gloopy soap mix to set in the pan and then somehow pouring the set mixture into a plastic bottle. Why? It’s absolutely nonsensical. I am on the verge of trying this out myself to answer my own questions, but OH says I can’t ruin one of the pans and is it a step too far to buy a pan just to make JMs homemade soap made from soap? Perhaps. Perhaps not.

Could you microwave it in an old ice cream tub or something? You could grate it or cut it down into small chunks.
I’ve no idea what the soap to water ratio would need to be to ruin a perfectly good bar of soap and turn it into sludge.
You can’t wash your hair with soap, it goes all dull and dirty looking ( yes I’ve been skint enough to try in the distant past). Washing up liquid works much better.

 

[Valiofthedolls]

Did the fictional Dr also prescribe doing your hair only on the side that you don’t do your Widow Twanky makeup “for balance”, and dressing like an extra from a David Essex video circa 1980?

What. A.

 

[Onestorytoomany]

What the duck is that! Arrr arrrr. Ha ha ha ha
Edit to add I shouted that out loud. In bed. Christ knows what the neighbours think. I live alone

That you have pulled a sex mad pirate.

 

[nolite]

Tom Doorley (Irish food critic and Aldi wine promoter) bigging her up now, calling out those "piling on" as "despicable" and stating he worships her, no less, to his 36k followers. The same "all she does" shite. Please, can someone provide ONE example of a piece of legitimate work she has produced?! She is a common-or-gardener keyboard warrior, not an activist. How can people SEE the AM thread and actually disregard it. I just Literally her own words, lies and contradictions presented neatly packaged and irrefutable.....and yet?!

 

[HotesTilaire]

I’m doing the new Fred, one of youse get ready to do a recap

 

[hereforthereceipts]

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Also, it doesn't have anything to do with Jack being nonbinary or hanging onto Marcus Rashford's coat-tails and everything to do with Jack writing a lengthy pity party post and then hinting at the end that she needs money but actually no just give the money to the TT but actually yes it's haaaard making terrible recipes and having public meltdowns so please actually give me your pocket money. The fact that people are using the "it's because Jack is nonbinary!" attack is ridiculous - as if Jack Monroe is the only nonbinary person to have ever existed and if anyone has any bone to pick with them then it's solely based on their gender identity and not how rancid Jack is as a human being. But I guess blue ticks really don't have brains to think with.

I’m a non-binary person on Tattle. I’ve been hanging around here for a while now (had an earlier account that I deleted and used infrequently). Couldn’t say about other threads but I’d argue this place feels inclusive and fine. There are differing opinions but I’ve not seen hate. Like, whenever I noticed some odd language it’s not from a regular poster. Gender stuff doesn’t come up that much at all. There have been a iffy couple moments nothing consistent — wild improvement from Twitter. I know people IRL who went on and off hormones in early adulthood. Jack’s whole thing was pretty normal except for announcing everything in the Guardian and being slightly fantastical about it all.

Pisses me off that people were so ready to yell, “They must be TERFs!” Like people can’t be non-binary and a loaded grifting machine at the same time. We’re so capable!

Thanks all for screenshots!

 

[ChocolateMuffin]

So what we've been inspired by from her SM since her endorsing/launching/whatever the Superdrug value line, is that we fancy trying her melting soap, mixing it with water and putting it in a bottle to use as shower gel idea.

Helmans, Del Monte, Linda McCartney, Netflix, Superdrug Campaigns

Thankyou for all you do

 

[Candytuft]

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Aye. See the view from one of the rented hovels ? So poor. So ruddy poor.

 

[kachoochoo]

i know i must be getting tired cos i totally misread "earnings" as "earrings" here

 

[Pocahontas]

I’m doing the new Fred, one of youse get ready to do a recap

I’ll think of sommat and do a poll

 

[Onestorytoomany]

I got my first phone at 14 and i saved up my paper round money and it was second hand off a relative. I got 8. 50 a week so it took a while pet. I paid 35 for the phone.

 

[Valiofthedolls]

That you have pulled a sex mad pirate.

It’s easily done,

Woman who married a 300-year-old pirate ghost shares her top tips for having SEX with a spirit

A WOMAN who married a 300-year-old pirate ghost claims they have an active sex life – and has now shared her tips for incredible ‘ghost sex’ sessions. Amanda Teague grew tired of “physical world” m…

www.thesun.co.uk

but it might not end well…

Irish woman who married a pirate ghost claims he tried to kill her

The mother of four insisted that she began to develop abscesses every time she had sexual relations with her ghostly partner, and so stopped all sexual contact.

www.irishcentral.com

 

[BlendedSlop]

He’s alive! I googled. John Frieda rip forever now. He was married to Lulu - she had some fun husbands. Who did well? Talia Balsam husband 1 George Clooney husband 2 almost more dreamy John Slattery. Well played.

I initially read this as Lulu having been married to George Clooney and was momentarily agog. I think I need to go to bed but I'm worried I might miss Jack going scorched Earth on Twitter overnight.

 

[Pocahontas]

New thread (twice in one day? Jack, you’re really spoiling us)
cheers Hotes

Jack Monroe #351 Nobody should be donating to a character from a Pulp song

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