Well she can show us all the book that is obviously still on it then
Jack Monroe #350 Can you crochet a web of lies?
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Proper lolling at her chirpily saying ‘see you on the other side’ and the other side being -waves arms- THIS
Beautiful receipts, squig, beautiful.
Tbf, I do fear her voice because it's bleeping hideous. She's got a voice for mime.
That's what Jack needs, a reminder of The Poverty
She totally would raid people's products though. You just know it. And then have a fit if you looked at hers!
I thought she didn’t like potatoes?I'm sorry, Jack dropped the N-word? Claiming she was getting called the N-word over quote unquote 'moonshine mash'? She was off the chain even then!
I gave up my smartphone for a Nokia 3310 and radically changed my life.
Three weeks ago, I was sitting in the cinema with my girlfriend, waiting for the half-hour of advertorials to roll on. With the brightness on my screen turned down so as not to distract other cinem…web.archive.org
I bet there's not a radiator still attached on a curtain still hanging in the crappy bungalow tonight.
I don't know about anyone else but I'm EXHAUSTED after all the chaos. And I know Jack hopes that everyone can sleep well at night. Which is nice
. Well, I slept like a log last night. I don't think I moved until about 6.30am 
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I don't recall seeing this posted on here.
www.independent.co.uk
Apologies if it was.
Jack Monroe asks followers to stop telling her she ‘looks thin’
‘I dress myself every morning, I know what my body looks like,’ says campaigner
Apologies if it was.
She'll probably say all of that hair stuff was left on her doorstep by bleeping Nicky Clarke or some tit
I think this thread has maybe created its own reality and I’m trapped in it. All @Naboo The Enigma’s chat about giant crisps made me duck into the nearest shop after I got off the train on my way home, in search of some kind of crisp. I suddenly realised I was in the infamous sainsburys of St Andrew square, Celery Town. Also Naboo please make giant crisps, these normal sized ones are a disappointment.
It's bad but there's no way it could inspire that level of rage. More like despair imo
"my spuds were already boiling and I didn’t have any polenta to hand. I’m not sure I ever have done. I tried to make do with mashed potatoes, but the seed of sweet creamy corn had been planted…and so…I turfed half a can of sweetcorn into my mash and pulverised it. And oh, I’m so glad I did."
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I think what's worse than her not redacting the n word is that you know she did not receive those messages.I'm sorry, Jack dropped the N-word? Claiming she was getting called the N-word over quote unquote 'moonshine mash'? She was off the chain even then!
I gave up my smartphone for a Nokia 3310 and radically changed my life.
Three weeks ago, I was sitting in the cinema with my girlfriend, waiting for the half-hour of advertorials to roll on. With the brightness on my screen turned down so as not to distract other cinem…web.archive.org
That hands a bit… isn’t it? Ooh the 80s, never know when you might get groped by a man wearing a mullet.
The ghost of John Frieda* rattles his shampoo bottles at her as he wafts about the crappy bungalow.
*I don't know if John Frieda is alive or dead so this could be my RIP Viv.
They are not dissimilar x
Why did her son have a phone when he was 7?I'm sorry, Jack dropped the N-word? Claiming she was getting called the N-word over quote unquote 'moonshine mash'? She was off the chain even then!
I gave up my smartphone for a Nokia 3310 and radically changed my life.
Three weeks ago, I was sitting in the cinema with my girlfriend, waiting for the half-hour of advertorials to roll on. With the brightness on my screen turned down so as not to distract other cinem…web.archive.org
Tbf it wasn't her at Glastonbury because she couldn't be arsed going as she was still having a tantrum about Harold dumping her.
I can’t concentrate on the telly cos the OH (real/not homophobic or transphobic/very ordinary) is shouting at Call of Duty so I did a quick bit of Big Maffs. Her original blog post has been liked by 2.5% of her followers…which seems a bit rubbish? Also the biggest crowd for the main stage at Glastonbury was 300,000 in 1994 for The Levellers.
Just some forensic details cos I know she loves them!
Just some forensic details cos I know she loves them!
Jack ends her orrible but innocuous Moonshine Mash recipe with "Best wishes, Jack" which is just very funny. "I gave them my best wishes and they demanded my DEATH"
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