Remember when she was tweeting asking for holiday recommendations for her and SB/nearly teenager? Christ alive, that feels like a lifetime ago.
Aside from the fact the turn of phrase is a bit gauche, darling, actually none of those things give a person the right to access another person's personal financial data. But the queen of GDPR would know all about that.'If you're not feeding me, bleeping me, funding me ...'
Wtaf?
Something tells me Nigella Lawson might soon regret weighing in to defend this sort of tweeting. I mean, who the hell with any sort of decency about them writes stuff like that on a public forum?
She needs help. And soon.
She’s also full of tit in that dumping ANY booze other than something like a stout or porter with food in the slow cooker is liable to make your food taste absolutely rank, as the slow cooker doesn’t get hot enough to burn off the alcohol properly. Mind you, she doesn’t seem to have been overly burdened with taste buds so it’s just another permutation of foul tasting slop I supposeIf you’re not in the mood for gin, how about a whiskey?
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Going sober? Bung it in the slow cooker #nowaste.
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But whether you’re team whiskey or team gin, never drink the value lager.
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Didn't he smash up the house on Christmas Day, though? Don't go giving her ideas.Jack should watch some vintage Eastenders I think she might find Arthur's Christmas Club catastrophe and how he got his life back on track quite helpful as she looks to the future.
I think Jack’s twin Daniella Westbrook could also help you with that.Ok, but I want the location of the puddle that’s giving Burberry clothes like a magic wishing well.
I just have visions of squigs wandering a smouldering post-apocalyptic landscape muttering "Jack, tinned carrots up 5p in Tesco".This is the standard of absurdity we are usually accustomed to, Jack being implored to tell Tesco their bog roll contravenes the Vase Bum Index.
What a day, what a ruddy day!
Then ironically writing a blog about leaving social media and the world behind…I thought the Nokia was for filling out job applications and err, I looked it up and came across this absolute wtf of a blog post. Trigger warning for mentions of rape and the uncensored N word. I mean I know she’s quoting a message but JESUS. Use the *****s Jack.
I gave up my smartphone for a Nokia 3310 and radically changed my life.
Three weeks ago, I was sitting in the cinema with my girlfriend, waiting for the half-hour of advertorials to roll on. With the brightness on my screen turned down so as not to distract other cinem…web.archive.org
But he had a DrEaM kItChEn. There’s even a thumbed chicken on the table.Didn't he smash up the house on Christmas Day, though? Don't go giving her ideas.
How DO folk continue to cope with this, Jack mate? Jack?This is the standard of absurdity we are usually accustomed to, Jack being implored to tell Tesco their bog roll contravenes the Vase Bum Index.
What a day, what a ruddy day!
To save money I boil J-cloths for 16 hours then dry them in the sun to use as toilet paper.How DO folk continue to cope with this, Jack mate? Jack?
Guess the wind must have changed directionA search for "rent" on her Twitter is enlightening. For any new fraus - this is why we don't believe anything she says even though she claims that it is impossible for her to lie because autism.
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Thanks for all you doTo save money I boil J-cloths for 16 hours then dry them in the sun to use as toilet paper.
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Shaking in my shoes here