LOL like, damn! I'd never even have taken on this bleeping 5 figure sponsorship deal if I'd realised I'd have to .... clean up after myself!
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So was there no explanation of moving the thing an HOUR forward with like an hour’s notice? Is it because of the celeb guest pulling out? She said they did that at five to five or something? It all makes no sense
I realize we’ve moved on from cat thing. I remembered she posted about kittens biting her hands a while back. She has a tweet on google about her kittens - plural - back in Sept 2018. Mysteriously it has been deleted when you click on it.
I wonder if her lack of organization is down to not having any staff at the moment. I know it can be tricky to get organized with ADD.
I wonder if her lack of organization is down to not having any staff at the moment. I know it can be tricky to get organized with ADD.
Ding ding
So - the agonising mouth, that was so bad she couldn’t eat (but then could) is probably no more than a surface sore.
It just looks chewed a bit. Not down to the nerve, coz that would take a bloody long time to heal, right?
And where is the cat?
It just looks chewed a bit. Not down to the nerve, coz that would take a bloody long time to heal, right?
And where is the cat?
It ain't my fault y'all are right up in my niche
Gotta blame it on my quiche
Chickpea curry with tinned peach, baby
Jack's nauseating antics over the weekend left me feeling numb. Banging on beyond relentlessly about her mysterious ouchy mouth and aligning herself, like some unthinking parasite, with people going through chemo treatment. The hurt and pain that her toxic self-obsession inflicted on people here - people who have gone through and/or are experiencing truly awful struggles in their lives - made me so bleeping angry.
But I've been grunka-ing away and nodding in agreement with everything posted here. Brilliant poems. Olympic-standard gif deployment. Ruthless and articulate truth-telling. Everyone here is amazing. Except Jack, who is undoubtedly here but definitely not amazing XX
PS I'm particularly loving all the Friends gifs. I'm comfort-binge-watching Friends at the moment while I pack (moving on Friday!). Phoebe and Joey are the greatest.
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Oh I can't even. What a crock. I mean, I really can't. There is no grasp of reality in any of that IG nonsense at all. Jesus, she tells as many lies to herself as she does to anyone else.
Sure, crack on. Carry on blaming everyone else and everything else for stuff that goes wrong. Keep making the same mistakes over and over again. Keep being chippy and ragey about any criticism. Keep being so thirsty and desperate for attention. Keep deluding yourself. I'm sure it will end well.
I cannot believe that anyone could post that sort of nonsense about their own work.
Jeez. I am cross. It's not a good look on me.
Sure, crack on. Carry on blaming everyone else and everything else for stuff that goes wrong. Keep making the same mistakes over and over again. Keep being chippy and ragey about any criticism. Keep being so thirsty and desperate for attention. Keep deluding yourself. I'm sure it will end well.
I cannot believe that anyone could post that sort of nonsense about their own work.
Jeez. I am cross. It's not a good look on me.
She mass deleted ALL tweets just before DKL started.
Penny!!It ain't my fault y'all are right up in my niche
Gotta blame it on my quiche
Chickpea curry with tinned peach, baby
Been missing you, dear heart 
It’s almost unmentionable that she said there will be companies using her Shitshow as some sort of training exercise. How preposterous. She’s a bleeping bullshitting cretin.
I’m gonna take a nice break, until she does another Twitter chaos. I know it’s an entire weeks work to work out postage to the EU, but guys just super quickly triangulate me when she gets the cat. I need a screen break, my eyes are actually stinging.
I’m gonna take a nice break, until she does another Twitter chaos. I know it’s an entire weeks work to work out postage to the EU, but guys just super quickly triangulate me when she gets the cat. I need a screen break, my eyes are actually stinging.
How delightful if the guest was Nigella
Whoever it was, they made the right decision.
Oooh, it was a show for us. She's just admitted to filtering and editing her pics on Twitter. Bizarre behaviour.
Sir Matt of the forearms has got a new pressure cooker 
I've been looking for a new kitchen appliance for some time and decided that's what I need now.
Did Jack seriously say she is above washing dishes? God help her if she ever got a job in any professional kitchen
I've been looking for a new kitchen appliance for some time and decided that's what I need now.Did Jack seriously say she is above washing dishes? God help her if she ever got a job in any professional kitchen
The whole ‘she left’ reply to anything about Louisa.
Do you think she realises how passive aggressive it is? It’s making out she tried her very best but Louisa just walked out on her without a care in the world. Like it’s all Louisa’s fault and shes to blame. It’s so rude it’s unreal. If I was Louisa I’d be blocking her number faster than you can say ouchy mouth.
Who am I kidding? Of course Jack knows what she’s doing, creating her own sob story for attention.
Do you think she realises how passive aggressive it is? It’s making out she tried her very best but Louisa just walked out on her without a care in the world. Like it’s all Louisa’s fault and shes to blame. It’s so rude it’s unreal. If I was Louisa I’d be blocking her number faster than you can say ouchy mouth.
Who am I kidding? Of course Jack knows what she’s doing, creating her own sob story for attention.
She’s put the whole photo set onto twitter now too. Hope she catches some blue ticks!
Yay!! Make sure you start with ‘I’m Alan Partridge’ because it’s the best of all the Alan Partridge stuff and is Alan at his most Jack.
Cor, if the surprise special guest was meant to have been Nigella, then she’s REALLY burnt her bridges with Jack now, hasn’t she?How delightful if the guest was Nigella
Whoever it was, they made the right decision.
<Jack scrolls through phone contacts and presses delete, a lone tear on her face>
’You let me down, dear heart. You let me down.’
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Leftover larder is done, Jack is BUSY, there's more to come.
Leftover larder is done, Jack is BUSY, there's more to come.
Please may I remind you, bbq queens, that I *definitely* could have got Nigella, but I stood firm with my behind-the-scenes crew, and chose you instead! It was simply, the right thing to do!How delightful if the guest was Nigella
Whoever it was, they made the right decision.
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