Made it!
Those photos!
The mayo tit show is cursed....just like DKL
Those photos!
The mayo tit show is cursed....just like DKL
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We could crowd fund it
To be fair Blue Dragon do a lush sachet of onion and oyster sauce you can lob in a pan with chicken and whatnot and it’s only 50p. #oysteronabootstrap
Been at work.
36 pages to read.
Forgot it was Tuesday.
Farewell evening.
36 pages to read.
Forgot it was Tuesday.
Farewell evening.
IF companies are indeed using this terrible show for training purposes (and I am highly sceptical), it won’t be for the reasons she thinks.
And .. how ON EARTH can she present the weekly shitshow as some kind of triumph?? It was terrible. Just terrible. Unprofessional, dull, barely included any recipes, and anyone tuning in without prior knowledge would have assumed the guests were the hosts. She is utterly deluded.
I am intrigued as to whether a guest did indeed cancel. Coming from Jack, of course, this has at least a 50:50 chance of being bollocks - but if it’s true, frankly who could blame them. (And I wonder who it was?
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And .. how ON EARTH can she present the weekly shitshow as some kind of triumph?? It was terrible. Just terrible. Unprofessional, dull, barely included any recipes, and anyone tuning in without prior knowledge would have assumed the guests were the hosts. She is utterly deluded.
I am intrigued as to whether a guest did indeed cancel. Coming from Jack, of course, this has at least a 50:50 chance of being bollocks - but if it’s true, frankly who could blame them. (And I wonder who it was?
)I’m in
She had to do her own washing up! The horror!!!
I wonder if she ever asked Matt, what with them being a cheeky little duoIF companies are indeed using this terrible show for training purposes (and I am highly sceptical), it won’t be for the reasons she thinks.
And .. how ON EARTH can she present the weekly shitshow as some kind of triumph?? It was terrible. Just terrible. Unprofessional, dull, barely included any recipes, and anyone tuning in without prior knowledge would have assumed the guests were the hosts. She is utterly deluded.
I am intrigued as to whether a guest did indeed cancel. Coming from Jack, of course, this has at least a 50:50 chance of being bollocks - but if it’s true, frankly who could blame them. (And I wonder who it was?
and all.
she’s so happy she doesn’t have to pretend to cook anymore!
maybe he pulled out last minute!?!I wonder if she ever asked Matt, what with them being a cheeky little duo
no jokes about pulling out please gals
“Six week live show”, I know they were dull but I dont remember any lasting 6 weeks
just felt like it. Honestly seen better demos in a supermarket aisle. Her insta stories are absolutely 
And could she try any harder to make her collarbones stick out? Don’t forget to exhale! More shill posing and text overlay to cover dodgy arm editing
Microwave is looking a bit pinched towards the bicep.
Oh my god. BEHAVE. I'd only use those videos as an object lesson in how not to produce a live event.
Plus, those stories aren't really about the text are they?
You are most welcome, dear heart.omfg Joyce, THIS is the kind of tit I LIVE for. Well done. Love to see her tripping up on her own lies. Also, another public attack on an ex which turned out to be pure bollocks?
I’ve never seen any of her exes say anything crappy about her but she badmouths all of them
and apparently they’re baseless insults too. She has absolutely no decorum or class 
Whaddi miss...?
A Ben Maschler who organises auctionhunger follows her on Twitter.
This just made me do what my partner and son refer to as my Janice laugh
Wouldn't worry guys..the threatened more Insta Lives will be shelved along with all the other fabulous new projects that get shelved never to be heard of again, along with the cat which supposedly arrived today. Can't believe she has TIME to lie down.
Well.
She’d bleeping eat herself if she was chocolate, wouldn’t she? As has been pointed out, more deliberate poses even though we saw her (all 135 of us) in motion 2 hours ago.
Picture the scene. You’re alone, in your studio, the job you’ve publicly buggered up through your own lack of preparation is finally over. You breathe a sigh of relief. The money is in the bank. Maybe, just maybe, you take it on the chin and try and come back stronger, prove those nasty tattle witches wrong.
You contemplate this for a minute.
You nod, decision made. You clamber down of the sideboard, set your tripod up, take your shirt off and debase yourself for a few more minutes, contorting yourself into poses.
You ponder again what the everloving duck you are doing.
You upload the photos to instagram, you write the text. Your finger hovers over the post button.
You smile (tentatively, ouchy mouth)
You post.
She’d bleeping eat herself if she was chocolate, wouldn’t she? As has been pointed out, more deliberate poses even though we saw her (all 135 of us) in motion 2 hours ago.
Picture the scene. You’re alone, in your studio, the job you’ve publicly buggered up through your own lack of preparation is finally over. You breathe a sigh of relief. The money is in the bank. Maybe, just maybe, you take it on the chin and try and come back stronger, prove those nasty tattle witches wrong.
You contemplate this for a minute.
You nod, decision made. You clamber down of the sideboard, set your tripod up, take your shirt off and debase yourself for a few more minutes, contorting yourself into poses.
You ponder again what the everloving duck you are doing.
You upload the photos to instagram, you write the text. Your finger hovers over the post button.
You smile (tentatively, ouchy mouth)
You post.
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