I can kinda see it, but I would never try to use it
imagine the texts she must get on the public number:
"yo, jack. I'm a political prisoner. I'm handcuffed to this radiator. how do I make pumble out of a slop bucket and leaky radiator water?"
"hiya top princess did you film the opening of my completely non-creepy gift yet? I wuv oo "
"chapeau jack just needed to say you won the internet today mlady when you called bojo a cockwomble"
"jack, it's nige. good j1g isn't it? I'll big you up again soon. promise. x"
"jack, can I replace rinsed hoops with orricchiete? it's all we've got in I'm afraid"
imagine the texts she must get on the public number:
"yo, jack. I'm a political prisoner. I'm handcuffed to this radiator. how do I make pumble out of a slop bucket and leaky radiator water?"
"hiya top princess did you film the opening of my completely non-creepy gift yet? I wuv oo "
"chapeau jack just needed to say you won the internet today mlady when you called bojo a cockwomble"
"jack, it's nige. good j1g isn't it? I'll big you up again soon. promise. x"
"jack, can I replace rinsed hoops with orricchiete? it's all we've got in I'm afraid"