This was actually my very first exposure to her and I was shocked at her hostility towards him! Should have trusted my gut reaction to her
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Phil: "I've seen some cocks in my time, but she might be the biggest..."
mr kcc just said this lass in the soda stream ad looks like jack. poor woman
can't see it myself. mind you, I couldn't see it when youse all said she looks like danniella westbrook
can't see it myself. mind you, I couldn't see it when youse all said she looks like danniella westbrook
To be honest it's a good job Boris cancelled on her. Downing Street would be hell on earth with all the egos in that room. Honestly I bet the staff begged him to cancel or threatened to oust him back then.
Who on earth can read a phone number engraved in swirly writing on a metal tag off a photo on Twitter? The squigs have got much better eyesight than me.
I have two poms who go to the groomers every six weeks. It costs me £66 a pop.
Is it too soon to start nominating for thread titles?
Or alternatively get you someone who looks at you the way every woman who's on a promise with Jimmy Fallon after the show looks at Jimmy Fallon.
also, public number? what? is that for when the political prisoners can't dm?
Or the people she's helping with their benefit claims and haven't got any phone credit and need to call her?
Wonder if it gets used like the sex line did when we were wayward young tweens with duck all to do.
Ring them up, giggle ask a silly question, giggle some more then hang up giggling.
Probably staring at the nightmeat in her grubby mitts.but doggo isn’t even really looking at her tho.
The kitten had more nicknames. You're slacking, Jack!
We all know the puppy's real nickname is I Don't Need Harold's Big Car Anymore, I've Got A Lorry.
I can’t even see anything that resembles numbers on that tag! She should still be careful though.
I do not want to know Jack‘s phone number, she probably thinks this evil canal would love to get hold of it and make calls like this.
ETA. Haha, basically what you were saying @Onestorytoomany !
Hi Jack, I’ve got a bit of an ouchie mouth please can you let me have the recipe for the butter miso soup?
Yes, we are poor.
Um OK, when are you going to ping it though? It really is an emergency.
Ok, sorry to upset you we will wait for the ping.
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Yeah? Ouchie mouth? Yeah, you're on speakerphone. You're poor, right? Yeah, I'll ping it over in ten, just a bit busy
The Elements of Style by Strunk and White: Omit Needless Words. You wouldn't find that bad boy on Jack's bookshelf, unless it's another performative uncracked spine jobby.
Remember when Jack lived in perma-fear for her and SB's safety due to stalkers and wrote thousands of words on the subject? Here's my phone number, bothered pal.
It's a good job Jack didn't go in the military because her appropriation of experiences that aren't actually hers would have seen her taken down by The Walter Mitty Hunter's Club years ago if she had tried the equivalent of her Grenfell bollocks: 'I was at Goose Green...'
What in the name of god is this nonsense? Mow mow mow mow mini? Mini mini bun?
My 10 year old is more grown up than this life mangler
"What's the dog's nickname Jack?"
"Errr doggy dog, dogdog, Good Dog etc x"
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