I'm calling this for a thread title...She lies in a hammock of lies
I'm calling this for a thread title...She lies in a hammock of lies
Reminds me of Adrian Mole’s (another ref) mother naming her autobiography ‘A Girl Named tit’.I don't understand misery lit at the best of times, who wants to read abuse stories like 'A Child called It' for example. It's a bizarre trend. Literary rubbernecking.
Jackanory needs to bore off.
Question for writing / publishing knowledgeable fraus - if you have a contract to write a book, wouldn't that contract forbid you from giving away excerpts from the book free on Twitter before publication date?
Also would she have gotten an advance for this bumwipe crap?
Yeah, I absolutely do. She has an agent and a publisher. I don’t think she’s writing it on spec, I think it’s been commissioned. I think, as she says it contains “real people” it might be a misery compilation book, with her doing the beginning and end or introducing the stories. There’s a definitely a market for itDo you seriously think this will be published? Do you really think ‘somebody' will put their name/reputation on this??
the only way this word jumble will see the light of day is vanity publishing
I think she has a 3 book deal, but the content of the 3 books is ever-shifting, so this particular book hasn't been commissioned specifically, it's just Jack throwing stuff at the wall and seeing what sticks. Carole seems to me to be supremely unqualified to edit a scathing political analysis which will be full of disinformation.Yeah, I absolutely do. She has an agent and a publisher. I don’t think she’s writing it on spec, I think it’s been commissioned.
I was thinking about this book the other day! Wondering what type of person actually wanted to read misery memoirs. I settled on “maudlin and emotionally incontinent”. The worst thing about Jack’s readership is that they’re so thick they think it’s searing political analysis when really it’s just the same pornographic rendering of despair with added “but David Cameron”.I don't understand misery lit at the best of times, who wants to read abuse stories like 'A Child called It' for example. It's a bizarre trend. Literary rubbernecking.
Jackanory needs to bore off.
Who? Why?TL;DR
There is no book, this rant is a shout out to Philippa Stroud.
I won't read anything with a pastel cover or which is termed chick lit. It offends my retinas. Golden age crime for me.... I do race through the written versions of Midsomer style crime but they are a distraction with tea and toast .About 10 years ago I promised myself that I would never again read any book that was getting pumped by matey matey media luvvies eg Nigella, Caitlin Moran, India "Evil" Knight, you know the types. I've been so much happier and better read ever since.
I didn't know that about Irvine Welsh but it explains a lot. Sakes.Stuff like this just reminds me of how up its own backside the UK publishing industry is. An industry that can publish Laurie Penny and (potentially) Jack Monroe and think it's sophisticated, class conscious commentary is an industry hopelessly trapped at an Islington dinner party with no hope of escape like Hotel California.
Whilst I'm loving the fact that Black women are finally being published in real numbers with Black women-centred, high quality fiction (although the US is still miles ahead here), UK publishing really lost working class voices, hasn't had it since Shelagh Delaney and Alan Sillitoe to my mind. Irvine Welsh doesn't count he was a middle class student who dabbled with heroine and met some WC addicts once, made bank off them and been dining off it ever since. He's got all the right woke opinions now so as not to lose his placed in publishing's inner circle.
The fact that any publisher could contemplate putting out a book of political commentary (i use the term loosely) by Jack Monroe says something extremely depressing about our publishing industry.
Jack says it best, when she says nothing at allWell chaps, Matt said it best... TERRIBLE!
Jack Monroe #3 I got ninety nine problems, but a future TV career ain't one
Right watched it back, he definitely says terrible. But is he talking about her or the video quality? Or both? ;)tattle.life
Agreed. Pre-medication I had never once edited a piece of work because I was always writing it on a wave of deadline fear and pressing submit with nary a backwards glance. Jack’s writing all screams of not being looked over even once: jam-packed with adverbs and odd constructions and hyperbole.re: someone's post, it is totally possible to be a school leaver/not degreed and write well -- a lot of great writers didn't go to university, like Shakespeare, George Eliot, Virginia Woolf, the Brontes, for example, and there are still brilliant autodidacts around who didn't have any formal schooling. Sue Townsend left school at 14 for instance. ETA Benjamin Zephaniah as well, a favourite. Training does help a lot but so does wide reading and guided mentorship and, yes, always, GOOD EDITING. The main failure of Jack's writing is her extreme arrogance and refusal to learn anything, which feeds into all the other issues with it, imo.
This is the only reason she’s so bothered by himShe blames him for losing the sainsbo gig
Yes, this will finally sink David Cameron's political career!