Lot of Squigs out today
Jack Monroe #335 Boob, I guess
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Poverty Larping Poll?It's PLR charts Jack... No idea what charts you're referring to!
They can also smell bullshit! Just sayin!
Soz Frauen but I 've now got Sheena is a punk rocker as an earworm with these as lyrics now. Send tranquilliseros
Today I think of dear heart Barbara and wish I could be as unfamiliar with Jack’s work as she was.
My favourite bit "Conservative governments, policymakers guffawing and feasting on taxpayer subsidised champagne and pheasant whicle their constituents wither and beg for the tiniest scraps".
The Little Match Girl has nothing on this.
The Little Match Girl has nothing on this.
Yep, she's never even made the top 100. Just looked as avoiding work.
I'm sorry, I should have explained. Jack has got wind of this.
Tory peer says government has made a ‘political football’ out of poverty
Philippa Stroud who heads new commission aimed at tackling hardship says ministers need a long-term plan to help the poor
www.theguardian.com
I love a good misery book but seriously that books is beyond misery and also terribly written. She uses too many words to say one thing. Get to the bleeping point.
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Imagine if she done the live chat thing?
I’d pay for a transcript
"Hello, HMRC? I, Jack Monroe here. Yes, about my accounts - they linger like a septic wound, atrociously oozing with florid prose. You don't cook up your batch tax when you're suicidal. The memories of the brown envelopes piling up like vast swathes of autumn leaves, that have been kicked over Content's Turds are enough to leave me quivering, shaking and rocking all over (the world) behind the door, whilst the postman lifts the letterbox and sniffs the air like a Charlie addicted Bisto kid.
"Cor" he said "I ain't never smelled anyfink so loverlee in my life". "Thankyou" I stammered from my frinkling crouched position on the floor. "It's my new recipe (coming soon) from my new (coming soon) poverty book 'Jack Monroe's Thrifty Book Of Hair Burning Tips' "Put me dahhhhn for 25 copies, for Christmas pressies for all my friends and family" he said. Stutteringly, I faltered "Ping me your email deets and I'll get over to the post office sometime in 2028 to send them".
Anyway, yes, my accounts. When I wrote my first cookbook on my Nokia phone I never imagined I'd have to unscrew all my lightbulbs to do it first. The image of the cold, hard furious fridge as I unplugged it will stay with me forever... That's why I have three of them now, so I can recreate the trauma anytime I walk into my hall to take a facetuned selfie of my
The dog ate them. God forbid I should have nice things. You just all want me to stop breathing don't you? Well I haven't yet and I won't rest until I own my own Orangery damn you Marjory....
Hello...Hello...?"
heads up Jack, Capita is universally known as Crapita, including by their staff, former and present.
you can have that one for free! Before you claim to have made it up.
. The ones that sit there and do not ask her any awkward questions. It's what she is used to.
If it's so traumatic...don't write it? The world will cope, Jack. Somehow.
I wonder what Anna Soubry done for Jack to give her such a pass.
Does she not feast on partridge and use champagne as mouthwash like the rest of the Tories who are living RENT free in Jack’s imagination?
Does she not feast on partridge and use champagne as mouthwash like the rest of the Tories who are living RENT free in Jack’s imagination?
Yes, definitely angling for a seat at this table. Now that the VBI has disappeared from Jack's bio, is it the canal's civic duty to keep the flame alight by mentioning the Vimes Boots Index, which would be such as useful thing for defending poors, maybe once a page to help Googlers? Iit should be an important part of Jack's profile for any think tank roles in future.I'm sorry, I should have explained. Jack has got wind of this.
Tory peer says government has made a ‘political football’ out of poverty
Philippa Stroud who heads new commission aimed at tackling hardship says ministers need a long-term plan to help the poor
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