Middle left looks like she's hacking a suckling pig. Or maybe I should put me readers on?
This Jack-stage was where I learnt how your hole can cringe itself inside out
Jack Monroe #335 Boob, I guess
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This Jack-stage was where I learnt how your hole can cringe itself inside out
Oh duck off!
I've had a wine celebrating OH's (i have an OH you know) new job and this has ended me.
Designer butter for fucks sake!
Send calm downoes.
Another Butter Interruption - BBC News reporting that Lurpak has stated it has upped prices in order to give farmers a better deal, and to ensure they're paid a fair price. Lurpak has always been the spenny butter, so feels relative given price increases across the board. I got a tub of Clover for under £2 from my local Tesco just a couple of days ago. The article also states security tags are added at the discretion of individual stores. It must be exhausting to constantly be making mountains out of molehills.
I'm a fan of saying 'OK then, you're responsible for all meal planning, shopping and cooking from now on'.
Most people when they actually have to do it soon sort out their priorities. And if you have more than a score with which to feed yourselves, that day comes pretty quickly. If it doesn't, well, he's welcome to have a saucer of mouldy tea stewed lentils every day for a fortnight whilst you have some proper food.
I just buy proper salted butter for under £2 and enjoy it.
Life is too short to ruin crappy, overpriced GF bread with bleeping margarine or saltless butter.
And if there's no butter, well, EVOO also tastes nice and has health benefits (we go through about a litre a month).
This little squig sounds like she's as contemporaneous as Jack.
Huzzah 
I’m up to date.
That Pumble bake along was
I’m up to date.That Pumble bake along was
Indeed. Unsalted butter is vile.
Imagine if they started leaving tubs of Lurpack at Marx's grave in Highgate cemetery?
It's what he would have wanted.
I'm so far behind but I have seen the hammock photo AND - why are her followers so thick? Why don't they know that filters exist? There's like 3 of them in the comments off to wash their faces with a hot flannel to get their skin as flawless as old Mackie?!
This is a niche reference but they remind me of the aliens in Galaxy Quest.
This is a niche reference but they remind me of the aliens in Galaxy Quest.
Mmmm designer butter miso chicken bed soup.
What.the.actual.duck.
Paging Superdrug: for their response to their ‘brand ambassador’s’ nugget of genius…?
To be fair shoplifting is probably a better tip than some of her other ideas like make a box out of a box, or soup out of a tin of soup
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Mien Kampf is also cobbled together from other people's ideas and badly written though
I always forget how grimy the sideboard shots look. I feel that they should be illustrating a story in the Observer’s weekend magazine called ‘Why I Ate My Own Placenta’ or ‘Experience: I Ditched Showers and Bathe in the Sea’ or some absolute middle class nonsense along those lines.
Lads! From now on everything in Superdrug is FREE FREE FREE!
If I saw someone stealing something from a supermarket I don't think I'd say anything. But that is different from normalising and encouraging theft. We all know Jack has very loosey goosey morals when it comes to taking something for nothing but for most people I imagine it is a hard thing to do. A quite sad desparate embarassing decision rather than a 'duck you Tories' moment.
Ooooft, she's in a bugaboo about something.
She really does think shop lifting is the answer to the cost of living crisis. Wow. That VBI must have told her so.
She really does think shop lifting is the answer to the cost of living crisis. Wow. That VBI must have told her so.
Plus no one has ever seen Jack and Hitler in the same place at the same time. Makes you think.
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