Five finger discount Jack
Get fucked.
Soz
Get fucked.
Soz
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Burglar Bill, Southend's most nefarious crook, stealing all the butter and turning it into pumbles.
I thought she couldn't afford butter before the price rise, so why is it being unaffordable news to her?!That's not Burgler Bill it's Lurpak Jack
But that’s fine! Don’t you see? Because he’s the expert in this situation, so if that’s what he believes then the onus is on him to teach you! Win win here.No idea where this will land as I’m permanently on the eternal grunk but I posted a few weeks ago that I’d noticed my boyfriend started following Jack on Twitter. He’s quite left wing and I suspect he is fooled by her politics.
I’ve just had the crushing realisation that it’s seeing her on his timeline that makes him believe our shop for two people should only be £20 a week. He’s only just moved in with me so he has no idea what I spent beyond our ‘fun dinner’ shops on evenings where he’d stay over (he was fed at work the rest of the time). He truly thinks that’s all we need to spend and it’s made me want to scream into the abyss.
I might have to explain what the cabal is after all![]()
It's all a bit Citizen Smith. 'Freedom forImagine being in the middle of shoplifting a kilo of designer butter and a greasy-haired, filthy-nailed urchin slinks up to you, raises a fist, and hisses, "Solidarity, comrade!" then darts away leaving nothing but a lingering honk. It'd be enough to scare you straight.
Ooh and Richard Madeley… oh, wait.Come on squiggles, someone snitch tag Lorraine![]()
I don’t think most places even bother chasing shoplifters anymore. It’s a bit of a health and safety hazard. When I worked in a shop we were told under no circumstances to try and stop shoplifters, and to report it to the police. They’d never bother investigating. And unless you’re a serial offender you’re not getting chucked in jail. There’s no Jean Valjean getting 20 years of labour for stealing a loaf of bread.
I say this as an *actual* dyed in the wool socialist, but it seems standard that lefty men have no idea of the cost of mundane things like weekly food shops.No idea where this will land as I’m permanently on the eternal grunk but I posted a few weeks ago that I’d noticed my boyfriend started following Jack on Twitter. He’s quite left wing and I suspect he is fooled by her politics.
I’ve just had the crushing realisation that it’s seeing her on his timeline that makes him believe our shop for two people should only be £20 a week. He’s only just moved in with me so he has no idea what I spent beyond our ‘fun dinner’ shops on evenings where he’d stay over (he was fed at work the rest of the time). He truly thinks that’s all we need to spend and it’s made me want to scream into the abyss.
I might have to explain what the cabal is after all![]()
Jack the ripper-offer has to be a thread title surelyPeople have always been morbidly fascinated with the horror and tragedy that's close to home. It's in us. I read somewhere that women especially read misery lit, torture crime, serial killer biographies (my mother certainly does) as a kind of psychological priming for the violence that could visit us at any moment. Think of the penny dreadfuls that were sold all over the country about Jack the Ripper (him again) while he was still at large. Our Jack the ripper-offer is producing a similar ghoulish product, except she really believes she's a genius and a gifted writer doing something of great social import. She's a weird, weird fucker.
I see Jack's been grunking. She read all our Les Mis stuff and now her main character syndrome has her believing she's Jack Valjean the valliant king pov, oft pursued by obsessed Tory policeman Sajid Javert.She's tweeting about butter.
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Ahh, those deliciously ordinary daysWould've been may/June two years ago. Maybe July? Iirc it was just after Edinburgh and just before the black eye.
When Superdrug asked Jack for money saving tips, I don't think this is what they meant.This is blowing my mind! Why don't we just get rid of foodbanks, let everyone take what they need from shops free of charge then no one will have to be hungry again.
Put your laminate away and stop looking at them, GeetsThe sideboard shots get worse every time you look at them. Her eyes follow you round the room.
She gets angry about weird things. I couldnt care less it cost 100 pounds there are other butters available, it not the only one in the shops.I see Jack's been grunking. She read all our Les Mis stuff and now her main character syndrome has her believing she's Jack Valjean the valliant king pov, oft pursued by obsessed Tory policeman Sajid Javert.