Jack Monroe #335 Boob, I guess

[Smeghead]

Are we allowed to steal stuff from Superdrug?

People badly need to start tagging Superdrug into this. We have reached peak hypocrisy.

 

[Edie Po]

Grunking like tit so duck knows where this will land.
Erm 1 Jack you little shister.. you're the QUEEN of capitalism you utter ding bat.. money for fuckall with your rattling and patroen.

Also what the tit .. ring binders,pens,highlighters .... she's a one women well head stationery box.

 

[instacharlie]

I'm actually hooting about her condoning and recommending shoplifting. Woah. We're all getting desperate, but the answer isn't thievery.

She's worked for ten years campaigning, the situation got worse, her attitude got worse, and now her advice is literally the worse idea. Which chapter of the poverty book is all about five fingered discounts I wonder?

Yep, sod all the staff who get paid minimum wage who then get a bollocking because stuff is walking out the door, or the threats they get if they attempt to stop someone. They have enough tit to put up with on a daily basis as it is.

 

[colouredlines]

If Jack's Twitter feed were my only source of information about the United Kingdom, I would expect to see rafts of desperate, starving British people crossing the English Channel every day while dictator Boris Johnson and the poor-hating queen watch porn and share a leg of lamb.

She is so incredibly blind to her own privilege, there are no words.

 

[ContentCrunch]

18 pages left to grunk and the kids lunches need making. Woe. Woe is me. Need to hand my notice in tomorrow there’s not enough hours in the day for this tit. Send cashos.

 

[Holasenoritax]

This picture, though. Cosplaying what she thinks a down and out drug addict looks like.

She's one of the biggest dickheads operating in Britain today, and there's is stiff competition.

Cosplaying what she thinks a down and out drug addict looks like. This is so accurate I bet she done the same thing when she worked in a brothel, cosplaying what she thinks an escort might look like. She's always cosplaying because she's a compulsive liar.

 

[NellieBoo]

I'm willing to bet that lurpak being security tagged isn't because people are shoving it up their jumpers as they are starving. It's an easily concealed, high value item that can be sold on for cash which isn't used to buy food. Things like individually packaged steaks in our local asda have been security for years for the same reason. She's such a twit .

 

[Valiofthedolls]

Jack, head of state President Butter orders you to shut the duck up immediately.

 

[People-huv-tae-know]

She didn't actually write that tweet, one of the squigs did and she 'liked' it!

Oh no, I did a chaos, send dead cattos to distract the canal.

 

[Emmapism]

Jack encouraging dissent on Twitter, raging against the capitalist machine on one of her two phones.

 

[Satisfying Click]

Are we allowed to steal stuff from Superdrug?

I did a placement in a store once, many moons ago. Let's call it Bloopersmug. The most commonly stolen items were razors (often stuffed into sanitary towel packets) then sold elsewhere. I know times have changed, but Jack as usual, fails to grasp the finer points.

"If you see someone stealing, bleeping leave them alone, I'm not a grass!" I guess Jack wants that to stretch to her Kickstarter and Patreon

 

[fairylights2000]

Who needs a crime reference number to report a stolen or lost bank card?


Also, I’m on a grunk but just want to say, if I come to your house don’t ever even attempt to palm me off with Norpak, St Ivel Gold or any other sub-standard muck.
Here at Lazarus towers I would cut every imaginable corner if required to ensure there is a plentiful supply of Lurpak. There is simply nothing else that will do.
my mum tried to Norpak me last time I went to visit and let me tell you, she got short shrift.

I got a shock at the price of Lurpak so ordered Sainsbury's own brand equivalent instead and I hate it now I have a massive thing of butter I hate but don't want to waste

 

[traumatised sideboard]

Which country is it where you're prosecuted and subsequently imprisoned for nicking a tub of Lurpak? What the duck is designer butter? Marc Jacobs Lurpak by Lurpak, for Lurpak Ltd? Does she mean artisan? I am perplexed. As always, more questions than answeros.

Edit: I don't think Lurpak is artisan, it's premium. I don't even eat butter, wtf am I on about.

 

[Marmalade Atkins]

 

[Terrible]

I like nice thick slices of salty butter, thicker than the bread if possible. I do buy Norpack now though, unless Old Harold is snoring when I’m doing the shopping order, and then I spite order expensive stuff.

Anyway. Has she actually put the news on tonight, or looked at anything except her own Twatter? Political Commentator my arse.

 

[Captainmouse]

I think we should liberate the three freezers full of nightmeat for the poors.

Don’t forget the fish

 

[Amanda Lin]

The law? Completed it pal

 

[jenny2603]

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I'm no fan of Boris but being expected to take snash from the only person on the face of the planet who lies more than he does seems a bit harsh. If I was him I'd buy the crappy bungalow and evict her for her cheek.

 

[instacharlie]

"If you see someone stealing, bleeping leave them alone, I'm not a grass!" I guess Jack wants that to stretch to her Kickstarter and Patreon

Does this also apply to people breaking into sheds and garages? Afterall, they might be hungry and desperate. Jack lives in a pricey area so she can obviously afford to replace stuff if it gets stolen right?

 

[Walkdengirl]

If that's referring to what I wrote, like I said I didn't go to uni

Apologies, that sounds snippy, I didn't mean it to. Words for once failed me