Jack Monroe #335 Boob, I guess
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Nooooooo!! He is my FAVOURITE and I will not have his work desecrated in this way!
It’s not part of her £20 lie shop anyway. So wind your neck in smol pixie.
Lurpack is for the rich, this is a middle class problem, stay in your non-Ocado lane jack or the squigs might catch on.
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Calm down hun, noone's making anyone buy Lurpak
. On the subject of shoplifters, all the people I have ever come across who have engaged in this haven't stolen because they need the item in question. Far more likely that someone will steal something of a reasonable value, to sell on for half price and earn some money. Top things tend to be steaks, Yankee candles, make up, face creams, perfumes. Not saying that people don't steal basic items they need, but most shoplifters aren't running out with a couple loaves of Hovis
She's constipated more like....
As an ex banker Frau, we never needed a crime ref for a stolen card. We just marked it as “lost or stolen” which blocked the card and reissued a new one.
Yes, WWII, Mao's Cultural Revolution, apartheid, the Rwandan genocide all have nothing on the Tories being in power in the United Kingdom in the year 2022.
Will she literally just say she’s worked everywhere and anywhere to try and seem legit, ffs.
and this is so so far behind but I’ve had to grunk for so long to get here, the best bit of Thursday Murder Club for me was when they thought Ashford station must have a few decent shops being international and everything and i shared the disappointment at how crap it is!
and this is so so far behind but I’ve had to grunk for so long to get here, the best bit of Thursday Murder Club for me was when they thought Ashford station must have a few decent shops being international and everything and i shared the disappointment at how crap it is!
Pretty sure those “pale horses” are Peppa Pigs! Loved your review, prepare yourself for a DKL invite.
Why does she get off on actively trying to make the lives of supermarket workers harder? It’s not the first time she’s advocated for this kind of foolishness.
"Granny Jack, Granny Jack what did you do during the great unrest? " "I stoked the fires of Middle Class discontent and faux concern little one and encouraged rather futile acts of civil disobedience" " oh wow Granny Jack! But why don't they tell us that in history class?"
Yes that was my experience too back in my banking days and when I've lost cards myself.
Starting to wonder if her phone call with HMRC didn't go particularly well today...
This. It’s not any “big greedy bosses” that have to put up those signs or actually approach people acting strange or shop lifting. Not one of those people who own these supermarkets will give a damn if one thing is stolen from a store but it could cause harm to shop workers who have to constantly deal with people who do.
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What the duck is “rotten capitalist empires” and where do they keep their boots?
You know Jack, rather that regurgitating half understood tweets, you really need to start reading a few books. Or if that’s too much for you, subscribe to a few newspapers.
Oh my days, if Jack starts stealing tit to get her face in the paper, I shall howl!
Go on, Jack, steal that butter!
Go on, Jack, steal that butter!
Your regular reminder that if you see someone stealing a large net and heading in the direction of the crappy bungalow, thank god you’re not so desperate for cashos that you’d risk a pumble attacks and unearthly honks to capture Jack before she starts biting people.
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