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Jack Monroe #335 Boob, I guess
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Yeah she's trying to show some self-awareness there. It provides a convenient cover for her behaviour. Problem is, self-awareness is nothing if you don't then change your behaviour.
Second exclusive extract from Jack's book - a secretly recorded meeting from Buckingham Palace, circa 2011:
David Cameron: "Hello ma'am, what do you think of this law?"
Queen: "What does it do?"
David Cameron: "I dunno, starve the poor or some tit."
Queen: "Great, I hate the poor, where do I sign?"
David Cameron: "Hello ma'am, what do you think of this law?"
Queen: "What does it do?"
David Cameron: "I dunno, starve the poor or some tit."
Queen: "Great, I hate the poor, where do I sign?"
Weird to think that boob was a teaser for this verbose tirade. 
She’s like the Rachael Dolzial of working class.Zoinks Scoob
Just read her searing takedown of the government. And what a steaming pile of self indulgent, incoherent, offensive drivel.
It must be one of the worst things she has ever written isn't it? I actually feel the shame that she should, but doesn't, for releasing that shite into the wild. And then having a hissy fit because someone didn't like it.
That extract was something else. I could feel my insides shriveling and my jaw dropping, so I abandoned halfway through. It literally left me speechless - it was awful on multiple levels.
Then the comments turned into a Jack internal combustion engine. Sheesh!!
Surely it's part of a normal human existence to realise not everyone will like you or your output. When I get this in a work environment, usually I just have a chuckle to myself and move on. I don't want everyone to think I'm great, that's not a healthy target in life.
Then the comments turned into a Jack internal combustion engine. Sheesh!!
Surely it's part of a normal human existence to realise not everyone will like you or your output. When I get this in a work environment, usually I just have a chuckle to myself and move on. I don't want everyone to think I'm great, that's not a healthy target in life.
I for one hope the book gets published then gets reviewed by serous reviewers. She’s never had serious criticism from the people she wants to impress before, no one is going to harshly review a book of budget recipes but political writing where the author’s lack of knowledge and terrible prose are laid bare is going to be a different matter.
Just for my own understanding.
select which is correct:
A) Jack is writing a book, which will be for sale, about the suffering of poor people due to austerity.
B) Jack is suing Lee Anderson for saying she makes money off poor people.
C) Jack says she lives in relative poverty with a very limited budget.
D) Jack writes about a regular flow of people queueing up to eat her food, and claims to have a dozen glass jars filled with different shaped pasta in her kitchen at any one time.
E) Jack claims to have crippling rheumatoid arthritis which prevents her from gripping a cheese grater.
F) Jack is able to neatly write a repetitive list of the food in her cupboards, fridge and freezer, which she then photographs and uploads to Twitter (presumably using her hands)?
G) All of the above
OK.
select which is correct:
A) Jack is writing a book, which will be for sale, about the suffering of poor people due to austerity.
B) Jack is suing Lee Anderson for saying she makes money off poor people.
C) Jack says she lives in relative poverty with a very limited budget.
D) Jack writes about a regular flow of people queueing up to eat her food, and claims to have a dozen glass jars filled with different shaped pasta in her kitchen at any one time.
E) Jack claims to have crippling rheumatoid arthritis which prevents her from gripping a cheese grater.
F) Jack is able to neatly write a repetitive list of the food in her cupboards, fridge and freezer, which she then photographs and uploads to Twitter (presumably using her hands)?
G) All of the above
OK.
Is this the lady who recently went to Greece, exploring the islands, writing about the food, re-creating recipes etc and sharing wonderful photos on social media? The very thing that wacko Jacko wants to do at some point? Missed the boat, sorry, Jack pal!Lovely TD
(Sorry if I've mixed TD up with someone else whose twitter feed I was reading last week, I don't think I have but I stand to be corrected, as I'm not like Jack.) If it is the same person, her writing is SO much better than flapJack's.
I think someone already summed those 1000 words up with the word I was looking for - VERBOSE!
Agree with what everyone else has said about this, too tired to think of anything original right now because I didn't have an expensive hammock to ease my pain yesterday so had a very very bad bad night. Please send cashios and coffee, preferably in Nick Kyrgios' capable hands.
When it suits of course. Until she’s trying to woo a fellow posho onto a date by telling him how much she earns per word… measuring your worth by your pay is deliciously capitalist, Jack…
I know it is a minor point amongst her bollocks - but in her list of prospective books she wants to foist upon the general public she includes 'a series of trashy crime novels'. The arrogance and snobbery is off the scale.
Ergh. Jack you are awful.
Yep, not just one 'trashy' crime novel but a whole series of them. Plus why on earth does she think her drunken poetry would get published? Why would she even want it published? She really bypassed the embarrassment gene, she leaves it for the rest of us to feel it for her.
The hunger names Is a really crass title, isn’t it?
James Frey is right up there too. Admitted it was lies eventually yet people applaud him on his 'recovery'.
Marry him, Jack!
Do you seriously think this will be published? Do you really think ‘somebody' will put their name/reputation on this??
the only way this word jumble will see the light of day is vanity publishing
Awful - exploitative and offensive. It's like she thought of the name first then had to build a concept around it.
It's 6 years this month since Cameron left office. The world is such a different place now, he's practically ancient history. I'd imagine a lot of the under 18s would struggle to name him tbh.
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