Absolutely x There is no way on earth that a stylist was anywhere near that shoot unless they wanted to wipe their professional reputation. They spend HOURS in hair and make up before even trying outfits on and fitting them to suit, everything about Jack’s style is mismatched. I’d bet my life she’s gone for church wife chic and done this all by herself. And no way would a stylist go near that weave, it’s tragic on a photoshopped photo, never mind in real life. If she did (which is very unlikely) have a stylist, they’d be fired. The Creatives are absolutely dead on as well, they will 100% tell you if you look a mess, no way did she get past them looking at that outfit.
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Yes it’s truly mental isn’t it? She’s bonkers
She really is. Sorry that sounds so judgemental but she’s a fruitloop.
She’s a horror. Some very kind squigg who is a cancer survivor shows this sympathy and she posts this self centred reply.
Grunking but this has given me the
I’ve needed after a rough couple of days. It’s Jack Ingalls Wilder although she’s closer to Nelly in personality.
Hold on - do we think that’s her weird mermaid hair wig from sideboard era?
Because the one and only time she promoted the depress-me book she looked exactly like the front cover 
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I reckon she’s going for Olia Hercules vibes.
Imagine that being your response to somebody telling you they'd had lymphoma. I've met some self-centered people over the years but never known anyone so relentlessly me, me, me
Nelly was a bad ass wasn’t sheGrunking but this has given me the
Hahahahahahaaaaaa what the duck. Why is she wearing a headscarf to hide the painstakingly clipped in false hair? Is she the girl with the dragon tattoo, or the girl with a pearl earring (£1K from tiffany's folks, gifted). What a bleeping bellend. I know her luscious thick locks grow quickly but surely to match the hair the book release will be a long time hence.
Seriously she's a prune. How anyone can take the slop and ramblings of this halfwit seriously is beyond me. There are a lot more thick people around than I gave the world credit for
I just googled (ooh) Gary Davis for lols and a reminder of his extremely bouffant hair and...he's aged well!
That would be so many levels of wrong!
Has she had something done to her teeth? They look like they’ve been whitened and she mentioned having painful lumps on one side of her face this morning (completely invisible in the photo) due to a lymph node infection, which just screams of secret expensive dental work!
Glory hunter...
I’m surprised she hasn’t used that thing on Facebook where everyone looks like they’ve been drawn by a machine on Blackpool’s golden mile. Jack lies so much she’s pretend it was an unfiltered photo.
As a laugh (and I shared it only with my sister) I done one and it gave me teeth Simon Cowell would kill for.
Jack don’t mean to bother you but have you filmed yourself opening that package from spaceman yet? You will love it!
You’ll never walk alone. Did she fall into some kind of coma in rehab and wake up speaking Dutch and being a Liverpool fan? What the absolute duck
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