I am still grunking, but please next thread title!
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New phone, who’s this?
In her defence, I imagine it's easy to pick your favourite moment as a fan when you can count them in minutes.
What about 2019? And 2020? What about the slower years, not challenging for trophies? Do piss off back to slop and leave football to people who actually watch it & understand it. Yours, not a Liverpool fan but someone who stood on terraces in sub zero temps watching second, third, fourth tier matches to support their team
They threw the title away at Spurs last weekend, I’d be fuming with them not proud. Absolute moron, football Jack is one of the worst Jack’s as it’s all up in my niche.
She’s probably got MySpacenews on or something and found out they beat Villa tonight. God, I can’t stand her.
I don't know what this means but I'm posting it anyway
Yeh, you know your nails Jack, they usually look filthy short so don't forget to clean them when they're long
any working kitchen will require you to have short, clean and unpolished nails for food hygiene, just a heads up as you're clearly bleeping clueless. Also all that nylon clip on hair tied back and under a net or hat. You scummy unhygienic 
Mines waist length, grows fast, but no chance
This is in her likes lol. Perhaps the origin story of how our Jack became a lifelong Liverpool fan
When her life seems like a trash fire and she’s imagining herself engaging with a checkout clerk…
OH is Hank, the all American door-knocking, rooting toot tooting Mormon!
I knew someone would know.
Don't worry if she suddenly goes quiet, I've just got off the phone with the fashion police.
Just seen the second BBC announcement of the day - two podcasters from London worked their ways into great opportunities, one presenting a TV show the other a radio show. Both have far stronger accents than Jackie. Mustn’t have tattoos I suppose 
still grunking, but b blonde is actual bleach! that has to be mixed! (source - it's what I use) it ain't sun in and it also doesn't work if it dries out, as it would in the open air
Glory hunter Jack is absolutely the worst. Considering she lives on twitter and allegedly a political activist she has never mentioned hillsborough. Weapon.
Tell me you didn't watch tonight's Liverpool game without telling me you didn't watch tonight's Liverpool game. We were average at best, eked out a win and potentially got one of our key players injured. Top analysis Jack
Two different squiggs but decided they can both be reds
Its been ageeeees since I saw Jurgen’s face on here! I knew football Jack would bring you back.Tell me you didn't watch tonight's Liverpool game without telling me you didn't watch tonight's Liverpool game. We were average at best, eked out a win and potentially got one of our key players injured. Top analysis Jack
How does it feel having GB’s biggest grifter supporting your team? I think I’d be on the edge of changing my allegiance if it was me
Sweet Jesus, save me from Kopite Jack. I’ll even take That’ll Do Jack back over this one.
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