Omg thank you dear heart! In Top Boy parlance imagine having ur opp photograph you for your slop’n’dust manual?
Ngl these shady chaotically styled photos are selling this book to me
Jack Monroe #301 Jack Monroe Cheap and Cheerless
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Ngl these shady chaotically styled photos are selling this book to me
yasss ya beauty!! Thank you
Well duck me, Our Chesney has had quite the glow-up. Schmeichel would be proud.
Schmeichel would be proud.
Well duck me, Our Chesney has had quite the glow-up.
Schmeichel would be proud.
What a dick.
So in other words Jack, you bought a cheap extension off amazon, wore it out and tried to play it off as your editors asking you to.
The top one is 272 days and we should be on 417?
With clothes (and being a person who has worked in fashion), it doesn’t matter how much something costs if you don’t know how to style and accessorise it. Some of the best fits I’ve seen have came from high street brands, so it’s not all about having Tiffany earrings or the best of everything you just need a general sense of style.
Jack doesn’t. Jack lives in the black and white world of short hair = masculine and long hair = feminine, and she absolutely has no clue who she is or what her style is because she appropriates her entire personality and style from her partners. So going all stepford wife is just part of her mimicking what a good housewife with a male partner should look like. Next she will be lasering the tattoos, back on Mumsnet and pregnant. Give it six months.
Jack doesn’t. Jack lives in the black and white world of short hair = masculine and long hair = feminine, and she absolutely has no clue who she is or what her style is because she appropriates her entire personality and style from her partners. So going all stepford wife is just part of her mimicking what a good housewife with a male partner should look like. Next she will be lasering the tattoos, back on Mumsnet and pregnant. Give it six months.
She’s going to say she never actually said she was sober in her wet bandit costume but that would have been around the time she was staying in the aparthotel so surely she wouldn’t have still been drinking while in the rehab?
WTactualF? I thought I'd seen it all.
That hair and headscarf is like what you'd think A Greek would wear if your only experience of Greece was Mamma Mia 2.
Ugh very icky. Disclaimer, I did not stay up til 5am counting or write it all down in a big jotter - I put it into an online calculator so it could be wrong. But very bloody icky.
Fried you say?
About as near as anything crispy we're going to get dear hearts, when it's endless sloppins
What a miserable sack of tatties Jack is.
Is this what Jack uses for her clip ins?
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Are the extensions sewn onto the headscarf?
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