Jack Monroe #291 What about the price of hummus?

[blurstoftimes]

Is there anything Jack doesn't suffer from? Seriously.

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you forgot SEVERE ED hun x

edit: pls don’t be sad! it’s another exaggerated and ridiculous claim she seems to remember when it’s suddenly convenient

 

[Cookiecookie]

Is there anything Jack doesn't suffer from? Seriously.

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Of course she has to have had it for longer, and got even more conditions. head.

 

[Vanelope]

Jack's started following him, to placate him and also doubtless to make sure he doesn't start interacting with her ~trolls~.

He needs to block her.

 

[br2491]

Does she smoke the lords lettuce? Cos that mash up at 2am screams munchies

 

[blurstoftimes]

i mean she’s obviously lying about the 2am feast but i can’t figure out the purpose of this particular lie…trying to seem mentally unwell so critics back off?

 

[br2491]

I eat my feelings, but as a bit of a pov (not on the level she claims just belt tightener style) THATS DAYS WORTH OF SNACKS ya blooming human dustbin get out

 

[Shamefullymiddleclass]

Is she breadcrumbing a pregnancy by needing midnight snacks?

 

[Lumpyspaceprincess]

Is getting up and eating at 2am part of the good sleeping routine she talked about?

I’m not sure I have ever gotten up and made food in the middle of the night. A week ago she was living off crisps and now she’s making more meals in the night… okay

 

[br2491]

She clearly does it in the hope someone will pull her about her fake budget so she can go on the attack, rally her troops and also *rattle rattle*
God what a sad life

 

[blurstoftimes]

so jack, who meticulously and forensically planned a week of meals to help people eat nutritiously on a low budget…thus being exhausted from the weight of single handedly keeping poor people fed, is going to bed so hungry that she is unable to sleep through the night without binging at 2am? great advertisement for your own work you moron

 

[heretoreaditall2019]

There must be something seriously wrong with her circadian rhythms if she’s waking up at 2am and consuming that sheer volume of food.

 

[Tabitha D]

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God she’s a monster. The ego is out of control.
And as for this quote: “I don't talk about it, I just get on with it”.
YOU bleeping WHAT?? You literally never stop banging on about it.

 

[HotesTilaire]

I hope she includes gaviscon in her next £20 shop. She thinks she’s Elvis, crack on hun xoxo

 

[Vanelope]

I eat my feelings, but as a bit of a pov (not on the level she claims just belt tightener style) THATS DAYS WORTH OF SNACKS ya blooming human dustbin get out

Urgh don’t eat in bed - just don’t.

 

[Captainmouse]

The only lesbian Jack cares about is herself.

Oh don’t know, one with a sizeable income would appeal to her greatly

 

[Brian Butterfield]

There must be something seriously wrong with her circadian rhythms if she’s waking up at 2am and consuming that sheer volume of food.

I'm not sure if you're aware, HTRIA, but being a bleep of such epic proportions is a 24/7 job, there is ~ literally ~ no rest for the wicked.

 

[Penelope_Ghent]

She’s awake

Spoiler: TW Food stuff

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So much for her £20 meal planning

 

[GrannyOgg]

i mean she’s obviously lying about the 2am feast but i can’t figure out the purpose of this particular lie…trying to seem mentally unwell so critics back off?

To reset the mood after yesterdays lunacy?

 

[Rekyavikgirl]

Okay, Elvis. Be careful when you go to the toilet.

 

[MsGilmore]

Why would 2am stop her taking a photo? Do cameras stop working after a certain time?

She has taken the light bulb out! *lies*