‘God tier’ yet another cringe bit of internet slang she uses too often. Utterly embarrassing, she needs to take that phrase outta her mouth, ‘cause this ain’t it!
Jack Monroe #268 May I ask where you work?
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Do you know what winds me up? The phrase 'certain corner of the internet'. Just say it Jack, you know you want to.
Me too and I will absolutely die on this hill this is my granola: the internet is round.Do you know what winds me up? The phrase 'certain corner of the internet'. Just say it Jack, you know you want to.
Would you interview for it though? I mean maybe they want to see if there’s any chemistry between Jack and Phil as the new dream team morning couple I guess?
She's very odd regarding us of late. Not just the mentions but the frequent comments about trying to wind us up? All a bit strange. 
I want that Good George Osborn fella to start calling her Evil Jack Monroe
Weird innit how LJC ends up in hospital and suddenly jack has the job she dreamed of for ten years.
It can only mean one thing.
Wonder if That Man has also mysteriously ended up needing medical assistance?
Sue me now Jack, I have more pov single disabled parent stories than you ever DREAMED of.
Failing that get back to your weird fish paste corned beef what the fuckery. Hope you're eating out of the jar with those nasty af wooden handled spoons that look like steak knives. But as spoons. Steak spoons.
Idea for a book chapter (insert Alan partridge voice here):
steak spoons:
Perfect for corned beef straight from the tin.
Also see 'you never had a cup o beans man?!'
Hi Jack, enjoy your grunking you silly sarnie!
Nobody puts Tattle in the corner.Do you know what winds me up? The phrase 'certain corner of the internet'. Just say it Jack, you know you want to.
We are the heart of the Internet, if you please. Jack's got some nerve.
Awwww she just wanted to let us know. Her real friends. Bless you Jack. May the luck of the Irish be forever on your side or something
Desperate and lonely? Or building up strong support base for when the tit hits the fan ref faux charity collectionShe's very odd regarding us of late. Not just the mentions but the frequent comments about trying to wind us up? All a bit strange.
Go to bed you stupid head.
“I’m too shy” oh, and can’t bleeping bake to save your life! Never mind the details eh, pal?
Ugh for some reason that sounds kinda creepy sexual. Thank god she deleted it.
She's walked off that knee injury like an utter champ.
You'd possibly pitch for it though. Didn't she say the other day she was going to present a pitch for something? Telly Jack, yikes!
why not just put the wotsits in before the top slice of bread goes on? and they don't creak either
entirely too many thoughts about sandwiches for this time of night
entirely too many thoughts about sandwiches for this time of night
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