Jack Monroe #268 May I ask where you work?
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Stealing your screenshot @Silver Linings because this has befuddled me.
The key ingredient in a fluffernutter is marshmallow Fluff which is not:
-A budget food
-Sold in tin cans
So I'm not sure which of her books Jack thought this recipe was appropriate for. She has absolutely no idea who her target audience is does she?
I had literally just pictured that scene dear
! I did a really loud 
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that genuinely made the dog slope off with eyes like saucers 
Japanese bread is very sweet and often contains milk, butter and sugar. So it tastes more like a barren panettone than it does bread. It's very reminiscent of the abominations that are gluten free rolls, just with the improved texture of normal bread crumb. When you think of it like that, adding whipped cream and fresh fruit to slices of panettone isn't that weird. It's kind of like a tit trifle
Has she actually lost the plot?
(Serious question)
(Serious question)
She put it in bad food for worse days I think
Why do the jars look so...sweaty?
They look grimy like everything else in her filthy kitchen.
Cream cheese and raspberry jam is my favourite croissant filling, which I appreicate is controversial. Jack's flutterbollocks sounds rank though.
What a beautiful back story
It was 5pm and some hours ago I'd woken so I thought if I didn't eat now I'd miss dinner ay 7pm and oops also forget to feed my child so I searched the cupboards and found something in them to feed us with (unappetising though it is) by 11pm. I went straight back to work and sent this draft in immediately (2am), will this work as a recipe intro?
OH duck OFF WITH THE FISH PASTE
I’m done
I’m done
I really dislike that this recipe is not written like a recipe. I need clear steps, dammit!
I’ve been waiting patiently to nominate as the new thread title, c/o @Veronicaaa:
Jack Monroe #269 The secret ingredient is … SPITE
Thank you for sanitising the thread
Isn’t the next book about poverty? The 150grifty tips one is now complete and with the editor. So the next one is the one on poverty - and including everyone’s stories she promised to pay them for. Then she’s also got the VBI to complete. So the next cook book will be out around 2024 to 2025 - and will include a chapter on sandwiches. That’ll get the pre- orders in
the fluffy nuts thing sounds like an incredible waste of time when you're already running late
abominable is another word that probs shouldn't be used around food
abominable is another word that probs shouldn't be used around food
Here is Jack as the Earl of Sandwich. It's what he would have wanted.
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Has she even made hers and SB's sandwiches for tomorrow yet?!
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