Thats a bleeping fox ya prune
Jack Monroe #227 Between major and priest
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Good god.
Takes a lot for me to go 'that's a bit far that' but she's cleared that bar by a lot.
I've had five cans of Stella since I started reading this at about 9pm, I'm going through some tit, but I've not made awful comments about a newborn child in order to make myself look like an edgy political activist so I've got that going for me. She is an absolute joke of a person, says her disgusting bullshit and then goes to the depression/ADHD/King Cnut roleplay so no one can hold her accountable.
What a prick she is
Takes a lot for me to go 'that's a bit far that' but she's cleared that bar by a lot.
I've had five cans of Stella since I started reading this at about 9pm, I'm going through some tit, but I've not made awful comments about a newborn child in order to make myself look like an edgy political activist so I've got that going for me. She is an absolute joke of a person, says her disgusting bullshit and then goes to the depression/ADHD/King Cnut roleplay so no one can hold her accountable.
What a prick she is
Safe to say the big lights are OFF then. Only to come back on when offered another slither of work or a magazine spread. 
Here's a lightbulb moment for ya Jack, go live your life and quit trying to accumulate meaningless 'likes' for being Twitter's most snore inducing edge lord.
Here's a lightbulb moment for ya Jack, go live your life and quit trying to accumulate meaningless 'likes' for being Twitter's most snore inducing edge lord.
She's a Stropbot at the moment.
Ah the fox is checking she has left so the rest of the hose can be eaten and the brambly mice, robins and terry the sparrow can run in and rob everything the human burglars left. Honestly, any company that collabs with this bleep ever ...........
This works if she is being treated by people who are to their profession what Jack is to hers.
Mediocre Mavericks.
Treating her with Tiger Balm and Primal Screaming.
Thinking of breaking the rules to send Jack cattos found this sweet pic
Now she’s back hoarding shite in the two story bungalow which costs 91% of income
No she went to stay in an East London Aparthotel during the week whilst in dayhab for 16 weeks from April
Now she’s back hoarding shite in the two story bungalow which costs 91% of income
You sure, Squiggle?
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Fly high with the angles, wee bullfinch xxxx
Oh my god, will they ever learn?
This Squig - “her love of tinned fish is worth a nomination alone”.
Mercury Squig -
It’s a BULLFINCH,It’s very obviously a deceased cat
ETAnot snark!
(also not snark 
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Mercury squiggle's reply to Jack's apology:
I'm in love
I'm in love
Hoo boy. Looks like I may have a grunk on my hands.
Sorry to quote myself but it could be a deceased fox that looked like a cat that came from a crappy bungalow to the seafront, just to check on Jackalina. Time to put the phone down and go to bed.It’s a BULLFINCH,
Love it!
I mean, what kind of idiot can’t tell the difference between a cat and a fox?
All I can think of is the crack fox from the Mighty Boosh. Stabbing himself with a pen, haha.
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