godspeed, hotesI shall start a list in no tes 9n my phone, Katchoochoo style, for next years!
Also if Trifle defender, ICO squiggle and GoHenry Squiggle and any Viggles are lurking today, we love you!!!!and Miggle!
Not this fuckwit
Jack Monroe #227 Between major and priest
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Does notes have autocarrot? Asking for a friend who hasn’t yet been able to make her morning slowcooker porridge yet this year...godspeed, hotes
Bloody hell. I dared go to bed with five pages to catch up on, ended up with 23!
What a truly awful person she is. There's just seriously nothing about her that's nice at all.
What a truly awful person she is. There's just seriously nothing about her that's nice at all.
I didn't get the mournful suicide hinting vibes originally but now yes they seem clear.
Obviously nobody would wish anyone to be that unhappy.
But Jack so often tries to upset and worry people. I don't know why. She seems incredibly immature.
Obviously nobody would wish anyone to be that unhappy.
But Jack so often tries to upset and worry people. I don't know why. She seems incredibly immature.
Prune or peach, try one of each, haha! I'm on the bus, dear Slopbot, and very thankful I'm wearing a mask so nobody can see I've hooted up a lung.
Bet she won't be deleting this tweet!
Getting my Twitter and Insta mixed up.
Jack has just refollowed Ruby on Twitter.
Above screenshot is Insta.
Does anyone know if Ruby follows Jack on Twitter?
Christ..
*sucks teeth* well, depends what sort of keyboard you've got running here
samsung default operates autocarrot just fine for me, depends if you want anything fancier
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Jack's behaviour is coming across as dry drunk symptoms. I truly empathise with them, but I have never had to sit on my Twitterer hands more than I have today. Revolting tweets, quite honestly, and I hope all mithering ninnies feel OK tonight 
Also; Jack needs more help. Sadly.
Also; Jack needs more help. Sadly.It would be nice if I could believe that was a genuine apology instead of damage limitation.
Let's not forget the real victim in all of this drama: the poor squiggle still patiently waiting for that chocolate & prune slop recipe, getting hungrier by the hour.
It sounds like her mother wrote it whilst Jack sobers up on the naughty step.
We're helping her too much.
I don’t think she does! I follow Ruby on twitter, and she doesn’t show up with the list of “followers you know” on Jack’s list of followers.
As if she ever went out in the first place , the absolute dramatic prune
I might go “WFK” old school and use paper*sucks teeth* well, depends what sort of keyboard you've got running here
samsung default operates autocarrot just fine for me, depends if you want anything fancier
any other list queries gratefully received!
I knew the recent sickly sweet Jack was going to have an alien style narc rage escape but today was quite something. And those people who wanted to buy the over saturated tree picture are buggered now.
I’ve been away for a while but now back and alive! To save grunting please can someone tell me if she has now moved address? I’m very confused!
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As "Who F- ing knows" because of rules against swears.
Alternatively, although I suspect this might have been doneÂą, "You're guess is as good as mine", a-la Life On Mars
Âąif not for this thread then I'm sure I've seen it somewhere on tattle
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