I've only got chicken gravy granules (ASDA), can I still give this a try?
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You know what, the miggle may have an adhd fixated puppy brain themselves about this matter so Jack could at least have pretended to "beeeee kiiiiiind" to them. Utterly cuntish as ever though, typical Jack
Yes, absolutely x
You’re gonna feel pretty silly when you’ve grunkedFly high with the angles
IT. iS. A. CAT. (and a deceased one at that)
Night, night, lovely Cabal. Sleep tight and don't let the Jack bugs bite. 
This is my favourite squiggle ever. They are just so deadpan and factual and determined. Wonderful stuff.
Adore tax evasion Alan. 'I released an unexpected but potent gust.'I said well done!
Hasachieved sentience?????
I wanted taxman/woman stop getting Bond wrong Alan but it’s too niche.
Here’s Alan just before HMRC came to tea
Also...late night grunkathon, where in heck have these 30 odd pages come from? Did I miss a cha0s???
Buckle up, sweetheart. Go softly, gently, and stay hydrated.
Do NOT ingest solids or liquids whilst tattling. Also TW not nice things saidBuckle up, sweetheart. Go softly, gently, and stay hydrated.
The same idiot who can't tell the difference between an animal and a piece of wood stuck in her finger?
No, it's a kilowatt hour!
(I'm well aware this exceeds the acceptable number of niche thread in-jokes per post, apologies to any new fraus)
I’m off to bed I look forward to a poll tomorrow about which was the best Saturday kids telly, Going Live or SMTV?
Lots of “of course, I loved Gordon the gopher” and “yes I always watched Chums x”
Lots of “of course, I loved Gordon the gopher” and “yes I always watched Chums x”
Think they men 'prolific communicators'Did we know that she's be included in the top communicators of the year? Like...how? Today is a stunning example of that.
Sorry if it's old news but it was worth it for this photo of her real teeth.
Side note: she reminds me of the shark from finding nemo. As you were.
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UK Communicators of the Year 2021 (numbers 20-16) revealed by PRWeek
UK Communicators of the Year 2021 (numbers 20-16) revealed by PRWeek. From PR Weekwww.prweek.com
Ljc indeed trifly D, LJC...
Well..I mistakenly opted for post dinner coffee tonight and it has unsurprisingly buggered up my sleep so a 30 page grunk was welcome but bloodying heck DARLINGS, what a grunk.
I hate the tories With the best of them, not least of all the boss one but I am genuinely shocked at her misused analogy/metaphor (?)
Tinfoil dictators and subsequent straw clutching was enough of a duck up, she should have quit while she's ahead.
She is like a precocious mean child bully who gets away with murder cos she knows how to play the grown ups but occasionally the mask slips and they see the nasty kid's true nature.
She has never been a socialist as we know but has somehow become a poster girl for Labour when she's not kissing blue arse at conference.
comments like this dead cat faux pas are the ones that get the frothing right wing so incensed about Liberal lefty snowflakes and she plays right into the tory hands every time she opens her stinking mouth.
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She is abhorrent with her predictable dirty delete 'I'm in a bad place' bullshit .
I've said before on here but this behaviour reminds me of the worst version of me when I've Been spiteful and manipulative and narcissistic and makes me absolutely cringe about times in the past where I've been a bit gauche darlings and given disingenuous 'apologies' to get me out of the tit
I think many people in her celebsphere know her true persona after the 'that man' debacle and steer well clear.
That she till gets contracts after the baby Cameron comments is bad enough but I hope after this she has burned all her bridges.
bleeping mx my arse.
Jack Monroe hit with death threats after cat Pretzel dies
Jack Monroe resolved to do some 'serious living' instead.
metro.co.uk
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Can we all applaud the irony of Jack being 18th in PR Week's 'Communicators of the year' awards?! Seriously, after yesterday's utter shambles, she is one of the worse!
Look at the blurb they wrote on her-
18 Jack Monroe, food writer and activist
The food writer and activist is a prominent anti-poverty campaigner, helped by her effective use of social media and a back story – as a single mother on benefits, who has lived in real food and fuel poverty – that adds credence and authenticity to her messages. Along with Marcus Rashford, Monroe helped publicise the meagre food parcels for vulnerable school children sent by Chartwells in January – turning a viral picture into a major national story, and a corporate crisis that prompted action from the catering company.
www.prweek.com
Look at the blurb they wrote on her-
18 Jack Monroe, food writer and activist
The food writer and activist is a prominent anti-poverty campaigner, helped by her effective use of social media and a back story – as a single mother on benefits, who has lived in real food and fuel poverty – that adds credence and authenticity to her messages. Along with Marcus Rashford, Monroe helped publicise the meagre food parcels for vulnerable school children sent by Chartwells in January – turning a viral picture into a major national story, and a corporate crisis that prompted action from the catering company.
UK Communicators of the Year 2021 (numbers 20-16) revealed by PRWeek
UK Communicators of the Year 2021 (numbers 20-16) revealed by PRWeek. From PR Week
www.prweek.com
Or he was completely unaware of her and just waiting for his dog to poo and not wanting to get too far from his house/car on such a cold night.
She needs a personality transplant
She’s a petulant child,very violet Elizabeth when she doesn’t get her own way
Hey Jack. Nice try on the dead catting over your disgusting comment yesterday (irony, much?!) However, we still remember. Please note that when you do gross things, instead of deleting and deflecting (very Tory of you) a humble apology without self pity laden excuses is usually the course of action. Cheers love.
Ps- grow up, yeah?
Ps- grow up, yeah?
Oh my gosh, i was on page 5, opened the thread and it’s up to page 33 and I’ve missed a colossal Jack Monroe chaos. Colossal, I tells ye! Almost as bad as her Ivan Cameron nastiness, she never learns, does she? What a horrible thing to say about an infant, poor wee thing, she can’t help who her parents are.
Jack is a malignant narcissist imvho. Will never change. (Back to frantic grunkaing).
Jack is a malignant narcissist imvho. Will never change. (Back to frantic grunkaing).
What’s going on in fox/cat land?!
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Wow, have just caught up on Jack's latest chaos.
ETA see I should have fully grunked before commenting.
Some things never change, eh Jack?
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I think someone close to her really needs to intervene.
She needs more help. Whatever she may be she doesn't need to be pulling stupid stunts for attention or to get herself out of trouble. She has a troubled mind and she really needs to work in it. Not only for herself but her son.
She really upset me yesterday with her silly unthoughtful triggering behaviour. It's about time at 33 that she took a good hard look at herself and worked out what she wants to do going forward.
The world's a cruel hard place to navigate. She needs to own her tit, if necessary quit her current job and find something that doesn't turn her into A mere husk of a person. The only person that can truly help her is herself.
She needs to stop being so callous and malicious to those well meaning and learn to be more humble and grateful.
Good luck pet, you really need it.
She needs more help. Whatever she may be she doesn't need to be pulling stupid stunts for attention or to get herself out of trouble. She has a troubled mind and she really needs to work in it. Not only for herself but her son.
She really upset me yesterday with her silly unthoughtful triggering behaviour. It's about time at 33 that she took a good hard look at herself and worked out what she wants to do going forward.
The world's a cruel hard place to navigate. She needs to own her tit, if necessary quit her current job and find something that doesn't turn her into A mere husk of a person. The only person that can truly help her is herself.
She needs to stop being so callous and malicious to those well meaning and learn to be more humble and grateful.
Good luck pet, you really need it.
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