Jack Monroe #226 “Sticky Brown Pooâ€

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Saint_clemmie

Without wanting to myself, my accountant looks over everything and advises, but you can pay them to file things like self-assessments, but if all your accounts are up to date it's so simple to do yourself. I have a friend who pays her accountant to do everything for her. They share access to Quickbooks online and have access to all the reporting functionality etc. Her accountant creates a report each month and she has to edit the description to any transactions they don’t recognise. They do EVERYTHING else. It’s a complete bookkeeping/accounting package and when year-end arrives, they have everything in place to complete her accounts and tax return. So in summary these services do exist if like Jack you can't be fucked.

p.s tax chat is boring, soz!
 
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KebabGirl

I'm loving the tax chat / CH update. Didn't Essexgirl say tax would be the downfall. Is this "the one"?

No twitting for a day now. Start of a silence till the next gig of a lifetime?

(As a PAYE person am grateful for the pay roll dept. They don't get it wrong that often although there have been a few overtime / pension issues. )
 
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HotesTilaire

Essex girl did say it would be something like tax, because of Jacks inability to properly finish anything
 
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Hollaaa

Tinfoil dictators
I'm picturing Hitler with a roll of Bacofoil as a tache.
 
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Satisfying Click

Since when has Jack cared about the language her mum sees on Twitter, especially all the times she publicly shamed their parenting
 
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BlendedSlop

Marmalade Atkins said:
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If you're happy for your mum to read about
your unruly labia, your many emotional crises, your alleged suicide attempts, your alleged sexual abuse, her grandson's "smeggy underwear", the implication that she let you go hungry/ignored your disclosure of abuse in her home, and all manner of other things she shouldn't have to see shared publicly
, I doubt a few f-bombs are going to cause too much offence.
 
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BashmentLady

Pardonnez moi if this has been covered before, but cochon also has connotations of a sexual nature.
 
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heretoreaditall2019

Why is she mad she didn’t fucking listen to lockdown guidance for rounds 1, 2, 3 why is she pretending like she’ll suffer for it now!
 
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HotesTilaire

Remember last Xmas when we were all locked down spending Xmas alone, except you weren’t were you Jack? You reckoned you had bubble buddy there and you had covid and went on a “Boxing Day yomp” round Southend looking for an open chippy. And up the asda. Get in the bin Rik.
 
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Saint_clemmie

I see Jacks got her theosaurus out.

Are you struggling to find words to s-lag off the government because you realise you're also a hypocritical twat?
 
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