I see Jack's decided to do some political word salading again. Heaven preserve us.
Jack Monroe #226 “Sticky Brown Pooâ€
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Haha, I believe they were also the halcyon days of Clitoris Clam Jack?Grunking so apologies if another Frau has already mentioned but I wonder if this is why she has the little pig tattooed on her little finger on her right hand. I remember her getting it as a matching tattoo with Allegra - who had ‘J’ tattooed on her wrist (I think). around the time Allegra had her Blackfoot restaurant so we had Pork Jack
Quoting myself like a dick but I was too late to edit and ponder over whether 'weapon' is the commonly accepted shorthand for 'weapons grade bleep' or if I've just decided that myself.
dear SB is going to be so very cross when he sees his jigsaw has been broken, only a jolly picnic of scones and gooseberry jam will lift his spirits, perhaps ending with flying his most favourite kite!
(or he’ll say no worries mum can i play minecraft now?)
Getting the 
out to detract from lack of political knowledge - standard.
out to detract from lack of political knowledge - standard.Oh drat MamaPapa, Coopsies has RUINED our jolly japes, silly Coopsie, shall we set up a new fiendishly difficult puzzle anon?
I thought back in 1997 Jack was inventing Healthy Start vouchers not worrying about silly things like ribbons.
(actually I think they were started a bit later than that but jokes are jokes)
(actually I think they were started a bit later than that but jokes are jokes)
Does if your leader is....Fack
The plug hole hair and lint autocrat
Keyboard in the background, another fancy puddle find?
Are we going to get Jack carolling with a tinkling on her keyboard? (Please no, Jack, no one wants that.)
Was sorting some bits in Self Assessment earlier while catching up on here, this is the example list of 'reasonable excuses' that HMRC give. I'm sure Jack's already familiar with it...
She’s chaosing - deploy the floof. Classic Jack. It’s beginning to feel a LOT like slopmass!Getting the
See Jack, you’ve been mothering about things you don’t know on The Twitter, and what that’s done is it’s pulled your pants down and showed your arse
you know it’s mithering why do you always change it to mothering you interfering ninny?Jack's the unluckiest person in the world, these all happen to her on a regular basis.Was sorting some bits in Self Assessment earlier while catching up on here, this is the example list of 'reasonable excuses' that HMRC give. I'm sure Jack's already familiar with it...
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She obviously enjoyed showing her Mediterranean arse to FM , so she thought she would have another goShe’s chaosing - deploy the floof. Classic Jack. It’s beginning to feel a LOT like slopmass!
See Jack, you’ve been mothering about things you don’t know on The Twitter, and what that’s done is it’s pulled your pants down and showed your arse
Who knew that so many HMRC specific delays could befall one person
Why is she worried about her mum seeing her swear on Twitter but it’s okay to say she’s a tit mum on there?
Is failed interchangeable with lost? Asking for a greedy goblin.
How long before the 'lost laptop' turns out to have been stolen in the shed burglary?
Staying in a fancy hotel doesn't count as hospital admission. A serious illness doesn't mean 'Well, I was off my tits on booze and medicationJ1g for the entire period'.
Theft hasn't stopped her. She's had long enough - and you can do it using any device (of which she has multiple).
Postal delays - not relevant when you submit online.
Delays related to a disability? Nah, won't wash either. If you can get online to shop on the F&M store and have had well over a year for both sets, you've had plenty of time. And there's most likely an accountant that's been doing the payroll in any case - takes all of about 3 minutes to process for two employees, 2 of which consist of drinking tea before saving the new month's details.
Staying in a fancy hotel doesn't count as hospital admission. A serious illness doesn't mean 'Well, I was off my tits on booze and medication
Theft hasn't stopped her. She's had long enough - and you can do it using any device (of which she has multiple).
Postal delays - not relevant when you submit online.
Delays related to a disability? Nah, won't wash either. If you can get online to shop on the F&M store and have had well over a year for both sets, you've had plenty of time. And there's most likely an accountant that's been doing the payroll in any case - takes all of about 3 minutes to process for two employees, 2 of which consist of drinking tea before saving the new month's details.
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