That lip filler is super distracting, it's eclipsing her silly rant.
Jack Monroe #221 She is the antichrist of nourishment
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Unfortunately I doubt it
For Marmalade's masterpiece:
Seal of approval?whispers I don’t get it
I'm staying up in case Jack Instagrams the finished brioche #fomo.
You've got more chance of granola
Just for Marmalade she's now going to post the brioche but out of spite it will be wrapped around a whole sardine with a grape in its mouth and a dipping sauce made of Weetabix dust and yoghurt 
Get out.Just for Marmalade she's now going to post the brioche but out of spite it will be wrapped around a whole sardine with a grape in its mouth and a dipping sauce made of Weetabix dust and yoghurt
does feel a bit weird she's not posted anything today after the barrage of the last few days...
considering she's such a swiftie, she must have spent all day listening to red (tv) and I look forward to a thorough analysis of the 10min all too well (please, ljc, no)
or... she's considering her nominations for the sloppies
considering she's such a swiftie, she must have spent all day listening to red (tv) and I look forward to a thorough analysis of the 10min all too well (please, ljc, no)
or... she's considering her nominations for the sloppies
She‘s probably on a narc high since this was her most recent tweet 
PS. While she’s quiet, there’s always the Food And Drink thread for literally any kind of chat!
PS. While she’s quiet, there’s always the Food And Drink thread for literally any kind of chat!
If she even goes near that hallowed ground….that will be my granola. It’s my tipping point. She isn’t a Swiftie she just adopts whatever she thinks is popular the twit, 10 Minute All Too Well is sacred.
Hope you enjoyed it as much as I did @kachoochoo
Marmalade, you are an artist. I give it 5 stars. Better than a Turner.
perhaps she’s at her minimum wage job doing content admin for her rehab people and has to hand her phone into recoeption junior school stylee to avoid having it confiscated…
Also just wanted to say that those claggy clumps of pale and wan brioche dough look like castrated sleeps’ bollocks in batter, ready to be deepfried #countrylife
it's a masterclass in how to improve on a masterpiece, innit?
short film in one minute!
on topic, Jack's a bleep and not a real swiftie!
I think the brioches did not work. She posts all excitedly then we never see the finished product because it’s burnt or inedible.
I really can’t see how that job keeps her in any way busy. It feels like a pity hire.
How can a short film make me cry more than every early 00’s high school romantic comedy?! It really is a masterpiece!
On topic - Jack is still a bleep and probably up to her eyes in sardines somewhere. Living the life Cooper could only dream of.
Does anyone just howl when they see this photo of Jack?! I know it’s the masculine aesthetic but it’s the whole when it’s the 80’s and Chandler Bing comes home from college vibe.
You can tell as well, she thinks she looks bleeping class.
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Maybe there was a chip pan fire?
Any normal person would just feel incredibly embarrassed to have that said about them, even if they had done anything to deserve it.She‘s probably on a narc high since this was her most recent tweet
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PS. While she’s quiet, there’s always the Food And Drink thread for literally any kind of chat!
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