I wonder if she also blends her spam down to a slurry to add to rinsed chicken to make sweet and sour?
Jack Monroe #221 She is the antichrist of nourishment
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That would only feed 6-8 people generously with a huge pot of rice, or something else.No one is 'batch cooking this to buggery' and it definitely does not serve 6-8 'generously'
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Marmalade, your Groucho picture is 
but this incarnation of Jack always gives me Dennis Nilsen vibes...Greedy Goblin Jack, you'd better check what's in that pink pan before you start scoffing.
but this incarnation of Jack always gives me Dennis Nilsen vibes...Greedy Goblin Jack, you'd better check what's in that pink pan before you start scoffing.
If that was divided amongst 8 people the calories per head would be enough to sustain a gnat.No one is 'batch cooking this to buggery' and it definitely does not serve 6-8 'generously'
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She has absolutely no clue about nutrition or what the body needs.
Isn’t there an actual Dishoom cookbook? Why would you use Jack’s terrible copy when you were earning BBC wages. You can buy any cookbook you like Sara! And it will actually be tasty!
Definitely more broke than woke.
Is that the infamous “bellends in sewage”? 
The state of it.
The state of it.
Surely the last line should read the book is spot on for people who virtue signal and are bandwagon jumping
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I honestly thought at first she had posted that today. I was like duck is she a ninny cross with Ninnies because we said she didn't batch cook it.
Also just wanted to add my last post was from the meme thread. I don't want to take credit for someone else's work.
Who else thinks that chunks of garlic are a sweet hedonistic surprise?No one is 'batch cooking this to buggery' and it definitely does not serve 6-8 'generously'
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‘this is a poor imitation that i probably got wrong’ Jack Monroe and her way with words strikes again!No one is 'batch cooking this to buggery' and it definitely does not serve 6-8 'generously'
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FTFY too.I betshe’swasinsufferablewhen she had a wobbly tooth as a kid.
FTFY
1/10 not brown or sloppy enough.
i don’t want to be mean about a small family run restaurant that i’m sure is very nice but there are so many wonderful and diverse places to eat in soho, literally an endless list of incredible food experiences so why does she only ever go to this overpriced very underwhelming looking 90s throwback?
my theory is that they fawn over her there like she is an actual celebrity
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