Jack Monroe #216 What a life. What a strange, glorious, unimaginable life.

[Wooh]

Oh, for the love of god, eat some fresh steamed vegetables and leave us alone

Think I just answered a question I didn't know I asked

"I toyed with a wrinkly red pepper in the fridge and fingered half a leek"

Cheesy Tuna, Courgette & Mushroom Gratin, 65p

This recipe is a riff on the Courgette, Tomato and Brie Gratin from A Girl Called Jack, with some extra veg and protein added, and mushrooms for Vitamin D as the darker evenings draw in. You can us…

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[Veronicaaa]

Literally no way you could make the skins crispy while in the tomato sauce and there's LESS THAN no way the sauce would vanish into the skin.

 

[Silver Linings]

Remember when she was asking people to get in touch about mobile restaurants during lockdown? Also, Jack, you could always have 2 pieces of toast.

 

[Emmapism]

 

[HotesTilaire]

I would like to unsubscribe from “daily tinned fish on toast” updates.

 

[Silver Linings]

 

[colouredlines]

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I wonder why it was only open for a short while...

 

[SarcasticEllis]

bung it in a curry!

I love Ina Garten. The salad dressing she makes shows she never opens/reads any of those cook books, she has zero basic food knowledge.

I’d bet that Jack would love to be kept by one of Ina’s bridge player older lesbian friends

 

[Nottonightbabe]

Bloody sardines! It's like the eggs all over again.

The sultana and liver casserole she made - maksalaatikko, was voted the most hated dinner by Finnish school children. Imagine what they'd think of hers.

 

[Orphan_Black]

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Isn't Tapas Spanish? She wants mezze surely?!

 

[heretoreaditall2019]

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Wonder which corporate pay pig she had to pretend to be a mere commoner for to get taken here

 

[HotesTilaire]

Portugal, Cyprus, arse, Mediterranean is Mediterranean and all interchangeable
What about the budget, you fish frying liability?

 

[Marmalade Atkins]

 

[Orphan_Black]

Portugal, Cyprus, arse, Mediterranean is Mediterranean and all interchangeable
What about the budget, you fish frying liability?

She's furiously stealing opinions off the Hellsite to bring to Rishi, mate tomorrow. A day before the unveiling of her famed tit.

(Rishi, mate, don't forget your face mask, Jack will be full of fishy honks, she loves a fart during a panel session.)

 

[Jelly Bean]

Why is she eating sardines every bleeping day?
I don't get it.
At least in that tomato abomination she didn't use the word 'carefully' 5 times for the most mundane actions.

 

[Silver Linings]

 

[Hollaaa]

Why is she eating sardines every bleeping day?
I don't get it.

It's sardines week on Strictly.

 

[kachoochoo]

i never thought i'd be looking forward to tit day quite so much... but if it stops the fish, then it can't come soon enough

bring on the tit!

 

[Silver Linings]

Spoiler: Disgusting description

Warp speed tweeting.

 

[Pocahontas]

duck sake, Jack. Shut up about the fish already.