That sounds amazing.
I can only imagine. Long grain rice because all rice is the same. Tinned sardines and mayo inside. Malt vinegar because vinegar is vinegar is vinegar. All wrapped in banana peel or something.
Jack Monroe #216 What a life. What a strange, glorious, unimaginable life.
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I've never been so excited about another country's budget before. Come on, Jack, give us some good chaos!
Thank(space)you dear heart @KebabGirl. I've two screens and a pipe of pringles to see me through.
Does anyone need any Lion Bars or Spangles biking over?
Damn, my wonky brain forgot to get Opal Fruits for the occasion. Would slow cooking some Skittles work?
Send doggos.
Send doggos.
Try topping with an egg.
"Should serve four, frequently does not in my household"
Nor mine, perhaps for different (egg topping pic aesthetic) reasons
"Should serve four, frequently does not in my household"
Nor mine, perhaps for different (egg topping pic aesthetic) reasons
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Lebanese food is my favourite, even the simplest dishes are beautifully flavourful.
I am mortally offended by Jackie’s homage. Please can we cancel her? People have been cancelled for less.
I am mortally offended by Jackie’s homage. Please can we cancel her? People have been cancelled for less.
Because it’ll put you off food for life I expect?
Jack, I'm going to die on this hill: the oil in jars is a salty, preservative-added preservative and not suitable for chucking into pans, so-called vinaigrette dressings!
I just viewed a recipe requiring blending a can of corn and its "juices" with milk. The details are blurry as I ran away to find an egg to top
Mines a snotty egg please!
I hate ‘reader’.
Clicked through purely to find out what that was and look, she spends more time explaining how the poviest pov in fagan’s lair has ever eaten in a restaurant or been in contact with polenta than she does talking about the recipe! This wouldn’t have been that far away from her cringe selfie of dancing at the Groucho’s zoom night…? How is she not embarrassed of the lies & the idea of being taken out for dinner as some sort of performing monkey for the riches?
Hi kids are eating lunch before we have to go out again.
A burning question is our dear heart interviewing Rishi about the budget or is the bollocking happening on twitter sorry i mean void?
A burning question is our dear heart interviewing Rishi about the budget or is the bollocking happening on twitter sorry i mean void?
Squiggle, no. Make your option.
Fun fact: margarine, when produced, is white. Yellow food colouring is added to make it look like butter, which customers find more appetising. The depth of the colour has nothing to do with its quality.
Classic Jack.
PS the best oil in Jack's cupboard? The dregs of a tin of sardines.
Is anyone else watching BBC2? Live frau along to complement the luke warm centrist takes we’re about to get…?
Frozen cauliflower is already cooked.
So you boil and then fry already cooked cauliflower?
Scrummy. I might lose tonight’s
bung it in a curry!
I love Ina Garten. The salad dressing she makes shows she never opens/reads any of those cook books, she has zero basic food knowledge.
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