Jack Monroe #216 What a life. What a strange, glorious, unimaginable life.

[BeautifulTrauma]

Does Jack actually know the budget has been announced at that Rishi has done a good thing (by Tory standards) when it comes to Universal Credit?

How can you bollock him for that?! Should think before you speak ya prune.

 

[Droosie123]

Who is the "beautiful actress" then?

 

[Silver Linings]

 

[L3moning]

We were served liver at my primary in the 1980s. It was very bad.

I dont mind liver, but I wouldnt go out of my way to choose it. I don't think there is any way it would be served in schools now, at least.

It is very cheap though, along with other offal (which I suspect mostly gets fed to dogs these days).

 

[Nottonightbabe]

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Beautiful actress you say?

 

[Lionel Richtea]

that poor, anaemic, flavourless chicken

wish it wasn’t too early to nominate a thread title

 

[Clovis]

My mum used to buy liver when we were kids. It was for the cat. He loved it!

 

[L3moning]

Beautiful actress you say?

We were speculating about a new partner, so I wonder if Jack is saying that to fuel even more talk here...

 

[Orphan_Black]

We were speculating about a new partner, so I wonder if Jack is saying that to fuel even more talk here...

It was Frankie from The Saturday's the other day!

 

[Silver Linings]

 

[Lanie]

Beautiful actress you say?

How old is this actress? Shes had a crush on for fifteen years so either she was a very young actress or she's alot older than our dear heart.

So in her early fifties?!

 

[Saint_clemmie]

We were speculating about a new partner, so I wonder if Jack is saying that to fuel even more talk here...

How exciting, a new Mrs J!

 

[Lumpyspaceprincess]

Does she know putting stuff on toast isn’t actually cooking.
I mean neither is what she normally does…

 

[Satisfying Click]

Black and Cheese

Jack's about 8 years behind the trend of macaroni cheese with black pudding. I guess in a decade we'll hear all about haggis pops from the 90% vegan

 

[TheDragonWithAFlagon]

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The very beautiful actress was whoever's face they dragged into Photoshop for the editing.

 

[Lumpyspaceprincess]

New book? Which one is this….

what happened to tales from the povs, 1001 uses for some cat fluff?
Is this one 90% not vegan.

 

[L3moning]

How old is this actress? Shes had a crush on for fifteen years so either she was a very young actress or she's alot older than our dear heart.

So in her early fifties?!

Could be theoretically the same age. 15 years ago Jack was 18, so its not that unreasonable. The wording, and Jack's previous taste in women, does kind of imply someone older though.

 

[Nottonightbabe]

How old is this actress? Shes had a crush on for fifteen years so either she was a very young actress or she's alot older than our dear heart.

So in her early fifties?!

And with a healthy bank balance no doubt

I bet she'd go wild for these!

 

[Orphan_Black]

Could be theoretically the same age. 15 years ago Jack was 18, so its not that unreasonable. The wording does kind of imply someone older though.

Demi Moore?

 

[Marmalade Atkins]

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