Thanks to @Veronicaaa for the words and @Britney Spiers Morgan for the nom. 57 reactions, which is almost half as many tins of fish in Jack's larder.
Recap:
Jack revealed she has a tell-all, """"unfiltered"""" interview in the new issue of that esteemed periodical, DIVA magazine. Shame the art department didn't get the "unfiltered" part of the memo.
The cabal discovered that Jack and the editor of DIVA, Linda Riley, apparently go way back. Make of that what you will, but don't you dare suggest she has any connections! She's done this all by herself!
She's apparently fulfilling a long-held ambition by getting one of her tits out in the photoshoot (hopefully we'll get hats to mark the occasion). But she can't say too much about it, because her mum follows her on Twitter. Because she's always so careful about publicly sharing things that might embarrass or hurt her loved ones.
She's softly, gently, back in the kitchen for the first time in forever and the light has come back. Again.
But she's also "So far from OK it's laughable" and isn't obligated to attend every argument she's invited to. She seems more than happy to send out the RSVPs herself, though.
She's due to bollock Rish-mate over the Budget before Tit Day. It remains to be seen whether this bollocking will take the form of another staged crying selfie to the Chancellor of the Exchequer.
She gasped in wonder at an unexpected tree.
The tinned fish era continued. So, so much fish. There's been a suspicious lack of eggs lately, though, which hasn't gone unnoticed by the cabal. More on this thrilling intrigue as things develop, maybe.
Gowell whelk. 
Recap:
Jack revealed she has a tell-all, """"unfiltered"""" interview in the new issue of that esteemed periodical, DIVA magazine. Shame the art department didn't get the "unfiltered" part of the memo.
The cabal discovered that Jack and the editor of DIVA, Linda Riley, apparently go way back. Make of that what you will, but don't you dare suggest she has any connections! She's done this all by herself!
She's apparently fulfilling a long-held ambition by getting one of her tits out in the photoshoot (hopefully we'll get hats to mark the occasion). But she can't say too much about it, because her mum follows her on Twitter. Because she's always so careful about publicly sharing things that might embarrass or hurt her loved ones.
She's softly, gently, back in the kitchen for the first time in forever and the light has come back. Again.
But she's also "So far from OK it's laughable" and isn't obligated to attend every argument she's invited to. She seems more than happy to send out the RSVPs herself, though.
She's due to bollock Rish-mate over the Budget before Tit Day. It remains to be seen whether this bollocking will take the form of another staged crying selfie to the Chancellor of the Exchequer.
She gasped in wonder at an unexpected tree.
The tinned fish era continued. So, so much fish. There's been a suspicious lack of eggs lately, though, which hasn't gone unnoticed by the cabal. More on this thrilling intrigue as things develop, maybe.
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is it the new praise beans?
