Jack Monroe #216 What a life. What a strange, glorious, unimaginable life.

[Orphan_Black]

 

[Marmalade Atkins]

I may as well post this while I'm waiting for the budget stuff...

Jack sent sixty-three tweets about tinned sardines yesterday.

 

[Toffee finger]

I’ve put my tree up and decorated ready for titmus day

 

[Captainmouse]

Will squiggles be queuing up outside WH Smiths at midnight all dressed as sardines, like people used to do with Harry Potter (not as sardines for Harry Potter, obviously, but dressed up).

Not sure of Diva's circulation, but as a straight to pdf - and so exclusive it is not available in the shops, and they don't appear to publish the figures - pretty low.

As a measure , the glittering highly anticipated Diva 2021 awards ceremony on YouTube has been viewed 2851times since being streamed on 29 April. So on average about views a day.

How many of those views were tattlers?

 

[kachoochoo]

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this needs to go on thortful as a legit greeting card

 

[Arsov Cooper]

Oh dear, this made me think about unruly things.

But not beef, obvs. Because 90% vegan.

 

[Flash123]

 

[Orphan_Black]

If you go to the Readly App, they're offering a two month free trial......

 

[Captainmouse]

 

[Orphan_Black]

If you go to the Readly App, they're offering a two month free trial......

Quoting myself like a twit, but it works, currently reading the old issues with Jack as the cover star, in March 2014, Jack said-

Also Jack in 2014-

 

[Cookiecookie]

Jack's knife award was a functional Blok knife, worth over £300.
She did this to it: (far left)

Spoiler: Gross knives

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What the hell does she do to them to get them like that?!

All our knives are old and fairly inexpensive, and they look absolutely nothing like that!

 

[notthegiraffe]

Artefacts from the Titanic are worth a fortune. A simple ticket for the Turkish bath made over $100,000. I doubt Blue Peter would manage to obtain a tin of sardines. Even less so open it and lose much of its vale.

I think it is more of Jack's vivid imagination. Creating a past that never happened. She's proficient at that, one might even call her a literal expert.

Just how old *is* Jack?!

BBC Archive (1958) - Canned food opened after 60 years

See also (different site) https://www.greatwarforum.org/topic/237007-original-cans-tins-of-rations/

 

[Orphan_Black]

So just one week of dating and Jack the not homeless waif became Allegra's squatter?! Hahahahahaha, Oh I am all here for Titmas now I've read the previous BS in Diva!!!

 

[kachoochoo]

oh, psychy sb, you are my fave

 

[LennyBriscoe]

Even if it was literally Groucho it still wouldn't even come close to the strangest celeb baby names.

Those would be Xæa Musk¹ and Powerful Cannon

¹it's apparently pronounced Kai-a

Well I heard he was christened Jude but after Mr Law bleeping blocked the view of Redcar, she changed it

 

[Orphan_Black]

OH MY DAYS.

(Can a sardine look like a vagina, Jack?)

 

[Into_the_tunnel]

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So just one week of dating and Jack the not homeless waif became Allegra's squatter?! Hahahahahaha, Oh I am all here for Titmas now I've read the previous BS in Diva!!!

I think we should put a big squiggle box around “the full force of Jack Monroe”.

SO. MUCH. FORCE.

(of bulls***).

 

[LennyBriscoe]

Wonder if someone has felt sorry for her constantly munching on fish and took her out to eat?!

She’s off to the Harvester. Did you know they have a salad bar? Yeah they have tomatoes and peppers and sweetcorn and pasta salad and cucumber and lettuce and coleslaw and….

 

[Sideboard Bob]

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OH MY DAYS.

(Can a sardine look like a vagina, Jack?)

The pair of them would lose their minds if they saw one of Georgia O'Keeffe’s flower paintings.

 

[Into_the_tunnel]

The pair of them would lose their minds if they saw one of Georgia O'Keeffe’s flower paintings.

Georgia O’Keeffe? Bit gauche darling.