Distinct lack of tweeting today. Has she worn herself out after yesterday or have the remaining sardines staged an uprising and hidden her phones?
Jack Monroe #216 What a life. What a strange, glorious, unimaginable life.
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Even if it was literally Groucho it still wouldn't even come close to the strangest celeb baby names.
Those would be Xæa Musk¹ and Powerful Cannon
¹it's apparently pronounced Kai-a
She's BUSY bollocking Rishi, mate!
Stuck on the bogger
Stuck on the bogger
Shes appreciating the fish somewhere.
Lights?!
Sideboard?!
Music
Tin of smartprice sardines
Lets rock this joint.
Jack is technically a diminutive of John so she has kind of called him the same name as her.
'Twitter 30 May 2021 — Exactly what I needed on a 70kg oak unit I'm about to drag up a spiral staircase by myself, an additional 7kg of cargo with razor mittens...'Jack displays the double thumbs up fake doctor pic at home, so her mum is used to seeing massive tits anyway.
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Also, there's no room for Louisa Compton's BAFTA on Jack's awards shelf
That looks like a fairly standard staircase to me.
Shes on holiday...in Tunisia! Just kidding she’s in SardiniaStuck on the bogger
I hope she goes viral with Tit Day. Maybe I’ll found a hashtag #THUNDERCLAPFORTITDAY As if she gets enough exposure the tax thing will be exposed. Disappointed I only have 3 pages to grunk today after work, I’ll take it that Rishi hasn’t had his bollocking.
Anyone else doing a bingo card for tomorrow? Here's mine
For cod's hake, I hope I don't see any sardines today. Jack has to make a choice: fish or tit. We can't handle both.
I was going to post the Mr. Scruff fish song yesterday but obviously didn't. The other fish-related song I had in my head was this section of a Bauhaus song that tells you how to make fishcakes (timestamped to the appropriate part):
I was going to post the Mr. Scruff fish song yesterday but obviously didn't. The other fish-related song I had in my head was this section of a Bauhaus song that tells you how to make fishcakes (timestamped to the appropriate part):
1.Light behind the eyes
2.Mom’s books taught her everything she knew
3.Nature (stuff outside, not the scientific journal)
(edit- deleted a few because I felt bad and some might not realise my sarcastic overtones through the post or that they were too close to home
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I think it is a bit mean to take the piss out of her gums it's her actual face for a change, and there is nothing wrong with it.Oh my, that’s a lot of gum.
As you were.
I'm still betting on the tit being a bird.
I don't have a grid but mine are.
Sweary. This will be mentioned if the interview because swearing is so out there.
Tattoos
Katie Hopkins
Jack's recovery journey
'Saucy' references to lesbian sex
The new book
Scarred by poverty
Amusing and totally fictional stories about having a preteen son
And The forever home. Because Jack RENTS.
One in traaazers?
It'll be about bullying. Her history of being one won't be mentioned though.
Keep calm, it’s almost Titday!
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To be honest, Jack’s been featured in Diva mag SO many times that at this point they’ll have run out of things to ask her, and it will just be three pages of chit chat about the weather.
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