Jack Monroe #216 What a life. What a strange, glorious, unimaginable life.
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Gumbo ?Oh my, that’s a lot of gum.
We have no graduation photos of me or Mrs B. Both of us have degrees and PhDs but the only grad pictures are at our respective parents’ houses; my mum especially wanted one as I was the first in the family to go to uni. The thought of having photos up in our house (especially one where I’m gurning and thumbs-upping like a
) is making me cringe inside-out.
20 times? Is that more than she said previously?
It changes depending on who she's talking to!
Re provenance of the strange knife ornament.
I reckon it is a hostage from the Allegra days. I remember Allegra saying once that she had collected knives since her girlhood. She was in Turkey and was buying the knives and cooking pots from bemused women, who, I think, were making a killing.
We need to set up a book on what we'll get from the Diva article tomorrow.
-How many years poor
-How many house moves
-How many diagnosis
-How many rejected job applications
-How many foster siblings
These are all up in the air with JackMaths.
I’ve been on a grunk. Sadly I read her description of sardine bones whilst eating my breakfast 
I want Fish Jack to duck off and any other Jack to come back please, thank space you.
Although saying that, we’ve got Tit Jack tomorrow haven’t we?
What a time to be alive! Maybe next week she can give us her hot take on the budget and “Rish Mate” Jack will make a return.
I want Fish Jack to duck off and any other Jack to come back please, thank space you.
Although saying that, we’ve got Tit Jack tomorrow haven’t we?
What a time to be alive! Maybe next week she can give us her hot take on the budget and “Rish Mate” Jack will make a return.
She will probably claim to have three tits.
It’s a chalet bungalow.
Jack probably thought chalet was the French word for crappy
Cor blimey guv I've never even heard of a chalet, until last week I was pronouncing it 'crappy', I'm dead common, me!
It is as much a dormer bungalow as Mies van der Rohe’s Barcelona Pavilion is a normal bungalow.
Coolinary
Keeelowatt
Goodness the delight and joy in the face. This is what it’s all about Tattlers, the glory of adoration and she thinks she’s due more awards and acclaim.
See also: potty training
(Grunking so I wasn't sure where it would land, but I see everyone is talking about the crappy bungalow, so it fits)
For the Marx brothers fans among us.
When I used the black and white filter for Jack's gummy pic, I could not help but be reminded by a certain scene in a certain Hitchcock film. And let's face face her slop creations are a wee bit psycho.
*Disclaimer: not mocking any form of psychosis, other mental health issues or Jack's mental health*
*Disclaimer: not mocking any form of psychosis, other mental health issues or Jack's mental health*
Is that her award in her hand?
I know they're cooking awards, but I think it's a bit sick giving knives as trophies.
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