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traumatised sideboard

traumatised sideboard

Wallpaper paste for breakfast is my favourite but only if it has cooking bacon scraps and pears cooked in their own juices on it. Gold spray is not essential but preferred, along with a photo of a dead pet. The resulting tears add another salty dimension 👩‍🍳💋
 
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Emmapism

Emmapism

Evening Fraus. Another thread full of mendacious possibilities. Hooray 😂

Reached that point of my work day where my brain has well and truly gone bye bye, so parking myself here!
 
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BlendedSlop

BlendedSlop

Can't work out how to quote from the last thread (if you even can?) but that squig labouring under the impression that Jack's been releasing books, TV presenting, working with household name brands and writing for multiple publications, all without being paid...I'm just LMAO because really, where the duck do you start with that?

Also in agreement with @ChickenPorridge that the "For Sale" incident never happened. Jack never would have been able to resist tweeting the pieces of the alleged offending sign to bask in the fawning comments, even if she'd covered up the estate agent's details. The only thing more batshit than her taking a saw (and apparently an axe, because one lethal tool wasn't enough to do the job) to a rogue sign on her lawn would be if she'd made the whole thing up for attention...which means it's probably the most likely explanation.
 
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heretoreaditall2019

heretoreaditall2019

Haven’t been organised to quote cross thread but re: @NP’s squiggle on Jack not getting paid - hun the only one not getting paid round here is HMRC 😭
 
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BlendedSlop

BlendedSlop

While I'm on the subject of Jack making things up for attention, my ongoing nostalgia Grunk has just led me to the incident where she claims she accidentally took a massive swig of soy sauce in the cinema.

A swig from a bottle of soy sauce she'd just bought and had in her bag.

A bottle of Kikkoman soy sauce, which not only has a plastic seal on the cap, but also a plastic ring pull inside it which needs to be taken off before any sauce will come out.

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Oh, and this whole mishap stopped her from going after some obnoxious man to kick him in the shins (or something) because he wouldn't stop talking. Just another normal day!
 
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ChickenPorridge

ChickenPorridge

BlendedSlop said:
While I'm on the subject of Jack making things up for attention, my ongoing nostalgia Grunk has just led me to the incident where she claims she accidentally took a massive swig of soy sauce in the cinema.

A swig from a bottle of soy sauce she'd just bought and had in her bag.

A bottle of Kikkoman soy sauce, which not only has a plastic seal on the cap, but also a plastic ring pull inside it which needs to be taken off before any sauce will come out.

🥴

Oh, and this whole mishap stopped her from going after some obnoxious man to kick him in the shins (or something) because he wouldn't stop talking. Just another normal day!
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Omg. The soy sauce story was one (of the many) yarns that had me clicking on her Twitter every few days to see what zany shite she was spouting now (but before I clicked on to what a complete and utter fraudster she was). Nostalgic!
 
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EllaEm87

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Cinemas aren’t even THAT dark are they?! You can generally still see.
 
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kachoochoo

kachoochoo

tax return on top of all these things. not posted it in a while, think there's a couple of new things in there. no need to text my dad, he's on holiday

£15 a week lunches
£20 shops as a whole
9 half-written manuscripts
35 recipes from a £20 shop, pick your fave
2000 words for print glossy ✅ GQ awards
adding to twitter thread of plants as they bloom
advent calendar
aged chicken thigh bone stock
alcohol free versions of recipes
base system going in next book
BBC show ✅ guest on dr rupy's iplayer show
big press photo shoots
black bean brownies recipe
BLM video monetization donation
blog post excited about for ages
book on culinary history
book signing in Belfast
books for slow cooker appeal
books for the rural coffee caravan
Brand New System for desk - wallpaper ✅
bright blue think tank updates
Camp Kitchen from the shed
chestnut fudge thing
chicken livers
cinnamon granola recipe
coffee scrub
column for the Breakdown
comic filter security
Conditions of Bungalow Bubbling lessons
curating regular book recommendations
David Walliams book reviews
dauphinoise pie
denim shirt embroidery commissions
depressipes
detailed blog on nutrition
devilled eggs recipe - completed it, mate ✅
drawing nigella's garden
ethical on a budget
explain daily usage of pythagoras theorem
festive pop tarts
festive vegan loaf
filing accounts
flannel blog
food truck of joy
gailymail
great resources by trans + non binary writers
greek cook book
half-written budget xmas recipes
handing over her platform to poc
healthy on a bootstrap
helping disability and mental health writers
history of York road market
homemade hand sanitiser
homemade cleaning items
huge depop or Ebay sale
hybrid cassoulet
jackfruit version of something
James Bond conspiracy theory
Klingon gagh recipe
knit blanket
kolokythokeftedes recipe
kombucha whisky
lever arch files of fan mail
life hacks book
links to small businesses
list of slow cooker recipes
lockdown larder 2.0 resumption threatened
lockdown list of services
maple syrup story
militant boiled eggs
mince pie doughnuts
mole
more cabbage
mushroom drying ✅ completed 2018
New Thing
newspaper campaign ✅ the bleeping express
onion chopping song
ouchy mouth recipes
patreon update
pistachio milk
pointing out real plants
pork and lentil bolognese
postcards, postcards, postcards
poverty memoir
puttanesca soup
radish recipes
recipe roundup on Instagram
recipes for small people
red ephemera soup recipe
repotting spider plants from a friend
rooting out Amazon from website

running around in heels with a Tall Man ✅ GQ awards 2020. no evidence of running or dancing, but Marcus is tall. she didn't even personally hand him the award.

running order for xmas dinner
sausage and kale slop
Secret Ingredient - possibly banana skin
secret stock ingredient ✅ potato water
sending maple syrup tin to fan
setting her teenage musings to music
sexy kitchen makeover reason
shopping trolley
sideboard photos reason
sleep hygiene routine
slow cooker bubble bath
slow cooker xmas dinner - before xmas 2021
some kind of timetable for SB in lockdown
super secret shopping trip hack
supper nanny
support cabal for bullied media types
sweet and sour soup
sweet potato caramel
thrifty shades of beige
Thursday thunder clap
tin juice cordial recipe
tomato soup water content - done ✅
transcribing and blogging non binary talk
translation of a Greek Cypriot cookbook
unorthodox cheese sauce - done ✅
unorthodox courgette squishing
Up To Something
uses for juice from del monte tins
various cornflakes chicken recipes
vegan char sui buns
vegan cheese list
vegan crackling
vegan diabetic creme egg (maybe)
vegan haggis
vegan pastitsio in collab with veganuary Linda ✅
vegan paella with artichokes
vegan pie glaze
vegan version of upside down pineapple chicken
visit Poland
weekly routine

/SPOILER]
 
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Shesaidwhat?

Shesaidwhat?

kachoochoo said:
tax return on top of all these things. not posted it in a while, think there's a couple of new things in there. no need to text my dad, he's on holiday

£15 a week lunches
£20 shops as a whole
9 half-written manuscripts
35 recipes from a £20 shop, pick your fave
2000 words for print glossy ✅ GQ awards
adding to twitter thread of plants as they bloom
advent calendar
aged chicken thigh bone stock
alcohol free versions of recipes
base system going in next book
BBC show ✅ guest on dr rupy's iplayer show
big press photo shoots
black bean brownies recipe
BLM video monetization donation
blog post excited about for ages
book on culinary history
book signing in Belfast
books for slow cooker appeal
books for the rural coffee caravan
Brand New System for desk - wallpaper ✅
bright blue think tank updates
Camp Kitchen from the shed
chestnut fudge thing
chicken livers
cinnamon granola recipe
coffee scrub
column for the Breakdown
comic filter security
Conditions of Bungalow Bubbling lessons
curating regular book recommendations
David Walliams book reviews
dauphinoise pie
denim shirt embroidery commissions
depressipes
detailed blog on nutrition
devilled eggs recipe - completed it, mate ✅
drawing nigella's garden
ethical on a budget
explain daily usage of pythagoras theorem
festive pop tarts
festive vegan loaf
filing accounts
flannel blog
food truck of joy
gailymail
great resources by trans + non binary writers
greek cook book
half-written budget xmas recipes
handing over her platform to poc
healthy on a bootstrap
helping disability and mental health writers
history of York road market
homemade hand sanitiser
homemade cleaning items
huge depop or Ebay sale
hybrid cassoulet
jackfruit version of something
James Bond conspiracy theory
Klingon gagh recipe
knit blanket
kolokythokeftedes recipe
kombucha whisky
lever arch files of fan mail
life hacks book
links to small businesses
list of slow cooker recipes
lockdown larder 2.0 resumption threatened
lockdown list of services
maple syrup story
militant boiled eggs
mince pie doughnuts
mole
more cabbage
mushroom drying ✅ completed 2018
New Thing
newspaper campaign ✅ the bleeping express
onion chopping song
ouchy mouth recipes
patreon update
pistachio milk
pointing out real plants
pork and lentil bolognese
postcards, postcards, postcards
poverty memoir
puttanesca soup
radish recipes
recipe roundup on Instagram
recipes for small people
red ephemera soup recipe
repotting spider plants from a friend
rooting out Amazon from website

running around in heels with a Tall Man ✅ GQ awards 2020. no evidence of running or dancing, but Marcus is tall. she didn't even personally hand him the award.

running order for xmas dinner
sausage and kale slop
Secret Ingredient - possibly banana skin
secret stock ingredient ✅ potato water
sending maple syrup tin to fan
setting her teenage musings to music
sexy kitchen makeover reason
shopping trolley
sideboard photos reason
sleep hygiene routine
slow cooker bubble bath
slow cooker xmas dinner - before xmas 2021
some kind of timetable for SB in lockdown
super secret shopping trip hack
supper nanny
support cabal for bullied media types
sweet and sour soup
sweet potato caramel
thrifty shades of beige
Thursday thunder clap
tin juice cordial recipe
tomato soup water content - done ✅
transcribing and blogging non binary talk
translation of a Greek Cypriot cookbook
unorthodox cheese sauce - done ✅
unorthodox courgette squishing
Up To Something
uses for juice from del monte tins
various cornflakes chicken recipes
vegan char sui buns
vegan cheese list
vegan crackling
vegan diabetic creme egg (maybe)
vegan haggis
vegan pastitsio in collab with veganuary Linda ✅
vegan paella with artichokes
vegan pie glaze
vegan version of upside down pineapple chicken
visit Poland
weekly routine

/SPOILER]
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Maybe a good thing her life hack book is on hold the A&E admissions would rocket. People going in with burns because instead of knocking their alarm off in the morning they’ve sent their slow cooker flying.
 
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