Jack Monroe #207 Jack Morley

[Lanie]

I forget who asked what but in terms of full disclosure
1. I do live alone so the only people currently concerned about my mental state are you ninnies
2. My neighbour goes out to work early and is the only person at risk of smelling...any smells
3. Yes it is containing 100g of oats and about 800ml of liquid
4. It reminds me of some kind of sick, perhaps very soon after eating something “off”

Your neighbour wont be sniffing up your letter box in the morning then?!

 

[Marmalade Atkins]

Lads! Peeky Mink was uncovered by @Veronicaaa one year ago today!

 

[Flash123]

Lads! Peeky Mink was uncovered by @Veronicaaa one year ago today!

Extra oats for breakfast for @veronicaa in the morning!

 

[Sideboard Bob]

Lads! Peeky Mink was uncovered by @Veronicaaa one year ago today!

I hope we get hats!

 

[Ispyabudgetbeanblogger]

Lads! Peeky Mink was uncovered by @Veronicaaa one year ago today!

That was the greatest day in Cabal history. The slow cooker oats are a fitting tribute. #it'swhatpeekywouldhavewanted

 

[HotesTilaire]

I finally got round to cleaning a bit of the kitchen so I checked early...just as well as the liquid is trying to escape. I’ve put a dirty tea towel under it to catch the inevitable escaping ephemera. I’d do a daily mail sad face except I’m a faceless troll, so I did a superfluous finger point

 

[bowiethesdmn]

I hope it doesn't seep out and consume you as you're sat unaware

 

[Lanie]

I finally got round to cleaning a bit of the kitchen so I checked early...just as well as the liquid is trying to escape. I’ve put a dirty tea towel under it to catch the inevitable escaping ephemera. I’d do a daily mail sad face except I’m a faceless troll, so I did a superfluous finger point
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Abort abort!!!

Its telling you its had enough!!

 

[Flash123]

I finally got round to cleaning a bit of the kitchen so I checked early...just as well as the liquid is trying to escape. I’ve put a dirty tea towel under it to catch the inevitable escaping ephemera. I’d do a daily mail sad face except I’m a faceless troll, so I did a superfluous finger point
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Are u sure you aren’t making the moonshine mash? Or even just moonshine? Or kombucha?

 

[Shesaidwhat?]

Hotes dearheart please be careful I have visions of the slop staging an escape out of your slow cooker

 

[HotesTilaire]

Are u sure you aren’t making the moonshine mash? Or even just moonshine? Or kombucha?

I am concerned at how foamy and “brewed” looking it is!

 

[Sideboard Bob]

I finally got round to cleaning a bit of the kitchen so I checked early...just as well as the liquid is trying to escape. I’ve put a dirty tea towel under it to catch the inevitable escaping ephemera. I’d do a daily mail sad face except I’m a faceless troll, so I did a superfluous finger point
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This feels like some kind of monster origin story. Be careful! #HotesOats

 

[Lanie]

Are u sure you aren’t making the moonshine mash? Or even just moonshine? Or kombucha?

Looks like expanding foam. You could hit up the building trade with a new. Improved organic ( ish,) product.

 

[kachoochoo]

I finally got round to cleaning a bit of the kitchen so I checked early...just as well as the liquid is trying to escape. I’ve put a dirty tea towel under it to catch the inevitable escaping ephemera. I’d do a daily mail sad face except I’m a faceless troll, so I did a superfluous finger point
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monstrous

 

[DinosaurSenior]

Is it actually the cock soup?

 

[Lanie]

This feels like some kind of monster origin story. Be careful! #HotesOats

Take care hotes

 

[Shesaidwhat?]

@HotesTilaire has gone quiet are you ok hun has the slop got you? Do you need me to call ghostbusters?

 

[HotesTilaire]

I’m still alive, and the #HotesOats are too. They have possibly become sentient, choosing to stay around the rim of the bowl without slipping over. They are also doing tiny “sigh” air bubbles. If you’ve ever encountered a scouser who is annoyed at you not offering them tea fast or frequently

enough, it’s the same noise as “spitting feathers”

 

[Shesaidwhat?]

I don’t want to alarm you Hotes but your #HotesOats are definitely alive things with eyes are forming please don’t put it in the microwave I’ve seen Gremlins it doesn’t end well

 

[Lizzie Mintdrop]

I'm so invested in #HotesOats but I need to be up early in the morning