Actually you know what, I think I have two expired apples...and a slow cooker
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They are the same trainers. I triangulated them earlier in the thread, (and got a badge from @LennyBriscoe which I am wearing with pride) fortunately this is not one of her charatantics (I made that word up)
yessssss! make your slow cooker have a full moon chaos!!
I think I've got my settings all wrong as the app doesn't do this for me
I have no idea who anybody is anymore.No word of a lie, your return as well as The Artist Formerly Known As Harry Bosch has made my day!
Lanie! That egg eye
Right then lads, (UN)lucky for us, I slept a lot today, and did a bit of cooking earlier so the kitchen was due for a big clean up anyway, plus as it’s getting colder I was meaning to get the slow cooker out...
Here you can see two apples blended with sugar and vegan spread and 750ml water. I didn’t bother coring the apples as I won’t be eating this. I didn’t have an arty background so the dirty countertop is my aesthetic. I tried to put a hand around it to make it “artsy” but needed the other to take the photo.
Should've used your tongue.
I added 100g of oats and I guess my slow cooker is a one litre as it wasn’t easy to get it all in, but I carefully, slowly, gently poured it all in and set it on high. Set the cooker timer for 1 hour
Its a sweaty egg in cheap white bread.Lanie! That egg eye
Right then lads, (UN)lucky for us, I slept a lot today, and did a bit of cooking earlier so the kitchen was due for a big clean up anyway, plus as it’s getting colder I was meaning to get the slow cooker out...
Here you can see two apples blended with sugar and vegan spread and 750ml water. I didn’t bother coring the apples as I won’t be eating this. I didn’t have an arty background so the dirty countertop is my aesthetic. I tried to put a hand around it to make it “artsy” but needed the other to take the photo.
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I did think of that but I’m not risking dropping my phone for a recipe which is destined for the pigeons!
Please don't burn your house down doing this or you'll have Jack round with her fire regulation bookLanie! That egg eye
Right then lads, (UN)lucky for us, I slept a lot today, and did a bit of cooking earlier so the kitchen was due for a big clean up anyway, plus as it’s getting colder I was meaning to get the slow cooker out...
Here you can see two apples blended with sugar and vegan spread and 750ml water. I didn’t bother coring the apples as I won’t be eating this. I didn’t have an arty background so the dirty countertop is my aesthetic. I tried to put a hand around it to make it “artsy” but needed the other to take the photo.
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Youre going to responsible for a whole lot of dead Terrys.
I’m destined to be awake for the next 7 hours so I’ll be following the original “on high for hours” method
I'm so invested in how these apples turn out.
It only does it on new moon and full moon. I wish it had daily ones to be fair! Maybe enable push notifications!I think I've got my settings all wrong as the app doesn't do this for me
Big chaotic full moon energy Hotes, love it!!Lanie! That egg eye
Right then lads, (UN)lucky for us, I slept a lot today, and did a bit of cooking earlier so the kitchen was due for a big clean up anyway, plus as it’s getting colder I was meaning to get the slow cooker out...
Here you can see two apples blended with sugar and vegan spread and 750ml water. I didn’t bother coring the apples as I won’t be eating this. I didn’t have an arty background so the dirty countertop is my aesthetic. I tried to put a hand around it to make it “artsy” but needed the other to take the photo.
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Meanwhile in Jack-land, despite being “under the weather” she has not received a single “get well soon” or even a “u ok hun”, just, this…
Dear heart that is horrifying, you're now perfectly qualified to write slop manuals.Lanie! That egg eye
Right then lads, (UN)lucky for us, I slept a lot today, and did a bit of cooking earlier so the kitchen was due for a big clean up anyway, plus as it’s getting colder I was meaning to get the slow cooker out...
Here you can see two apples blended with sugar and vegan spread and 750ml water. I didn’t bother coring the apples as I won’t be eating this. I didn’t have an arty background so the dirty countertop is my aesthetic. I tried to put a hand around it to make it “artsy” but needed the other to take the photo.
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Don't forget you can use your tongue for double Russell shots
But, but where's the uncooked egg?
@HotesTilaire do you live with someone? If during this experiment they start lurking around watching you, with fear mixed wit concern dont be alarmed its perfectly acceptable behaviour.
this looks so menacing. gonna be haunting my dreams
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