Jack Monroe #207 Jack Morley

[Hollaaa]

I've just made butter sausage with chicken, by way of full moon chaos.

Spoiler: Cursed image

 

[heretoreaditall2019]

View attachment 772724 my mum isnt a fan of breakfast.

Also grow up love and the soup from a packet looks ten times better than anything ive seen from her this weekend.

Your message already had me wheezing so I had to do my own, she instantly FaceTimed me worried

 

[Deej]

Compare Jack’s latest Instagram offering with Tom Kerridge, who has done a really informative post about healthy start vouchers. One of them is an activist, and the other is Jack.

 

[Lanie]

Your message already had me wheezing so I had to do my own, she instantly FaceTimed me worried

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Adore the fact the milk is offending her not the fecal centrepiece.

 

[Dogmuck]

Grunking so apolos but the fraus who spotted the different trainers totally are. Then went to look at old leopard skin jack...can someone explain where the feck her other leg is in this photo??? Are we entering hop along jack era?

 

[Lanie]

Grunking so apolos but the fraus who spotted the different trainers totally are. Then went to look at old leopard skin jack...can someone explain where the feck her other leg is in this photo??? Are we entering hop along jack era?

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Sshh you dont ask people why they only have one leg.

 

[FrumpyCat]

What happened to all the backgrounds that were piled up in her fire hazard of a kitchen, did LJC make her get rid of them for our post-Brexit world? Imagine being well into your third decade of life and still finding the concept of a chicken being called a cock so funny you feel the need to put a post on your Instagram feed about it. You're the cock, Jack. A great big floppy cock. Just truly a complete penis of the highest order.

Actually Jack is in her 4th decade 0 to 10 decade one, 10-20 decade two, etc.

 

[Readingismyhobby]

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Breakfast slop

I need to use more than one emoji

 

[Lanie]

I need to use more than one emoji

Rude?!

You mean you dont want a trip to baby diarrhoea island for breakfast.

Tsk some people are so damn fussy,. Next you will be wanting texture babe, texture.

 

[HotesTilaire]

Is she trying to get a gig with Scott’s porridge oats or Quaker Oats now? Lame “cock” jokez will defo is help that.

 

[traumatised sideboard]

@FrumpyCat my mistake, it's her fifth #companieshousetruther

 

[Lanie]

Is she trying to get a gig with Scott’s porridge oats or Quaker Oats now? Lame “cock” jokez will defo is help that.

Well her cooking certainly isnt hard and always looks flaccid.

I will just leave now. I understand i will no longer be welcome

 

[HotesTilaire]

Oh god the cable are doing a chaos!! I’d tell Poca but she’s as bad! Poca since flapjack got mixed up as jacksflaps we cant stop with the smut

 

[Bobtheknob]

Grunking so apolos but the fraus who spotted the different trainers totally are. Then went to look at old leopard skin jack...can someone explain where the feck her other leg is in this photo??? Are we entering hop along jack era?

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She couldn’t afford two legs. She’s poor!

 

[NomDeGuerre]

Has anyone seen the new Squarspace ad?

Just came on TV and opens with the line “once upon a time I had a bad experience with an Apple”. Us too, babes. Us too.

 

[Captainmouse]

Honestly what even is that? Its like cooper mistook the litter tray after a curry

You may well be right!

 

[Sideboard Bob]

Actually Jack is in her 4th decade 0 to 10 decade one, 10-20 decade two, etc.

I have dyscalclia (number dyslexia) and whenever people post things like this I think “whoa, Pythagoras truly walks among us”.

Anyway, did anyone notice the breadcrumbing in Jack’s post?
“Under the weather“… how surprisingly inconvenient this has happened, the same week she has “exciting news” for her publisher. What are the odds.

 

[Irena]

Aw sorry have I jumped in at the wrong place? I just checked my notifications, sorry.

@Traazers you can have ‘the’ badge, @Irena how about a cadet detective badge? I’m sure you’ve earned it really. And I shall put in my papers after failing to see Blurred Small Boy in the photo and failing to review all evidence

I'm honoured, thank space you. As a rookie I'm very pleased to accept a cadet's role. Am enthusiastic but with much to learn.

 

[Captainmouse]

Grunking so apolos but the fraus who spotted the different trainers totally are. Then went to look at old leopard skin jack...can someone explain where the feck her other leg is in this photo??? Are we entering hop along jack era?

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It LEFT!

 

[Lanie]

I have dyscalclia (number dyslexia) and whenever people post things like this I think “whoa, Pythagoras truly walks among us”.

Anyway, did anyone notice the breadcrumbing in Jack’s post?
“Under the weather“… how surprisingly inconvenient this has happened, the same week she has “exciting news” for her publisher. What are the odds.

Also i guess SB has gone to eat solids elsewhere hence the singular bowl of cock ( not a leekie) soup